The Duck Porch

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Quotable Quotes

Bah, can I bum a smoke, dude?

"Make it so." --Michael Coon, TD
"Welcome to the Zombie Squad." --the Zombie Squad
"Go find me some double-sided glow tape." --Michael G. Knight Jr.
"Star Light, Star Bright, first star I see tonight..." --Ginger Gilbert
"Boah, you better recognize."--Joshua Melton
"I'm /ge/!"--Brandon Slagle
"I just wanted to touch base with you."--John Kerney
"Do you know Eric Davis? He's only got one eye."--Michael Pickering
"Picture yourself eating an apple..."--Aaron Adair describing how to sing.
"Oh god, dude...I SO can not act!"--Angela Schodowski
"Ng!"--Ms. Anne Bomar on pronouncing the "ng" sound.

Poems and Stories

Techie=God

A lot of people don't give techies the proper recognition. They say, "Well, did they have lights back in the Greek Theatre?" Of course they did: sunlight. And who provided the sunlight? God. So God was the first Techie.

Any ideas, stories, poems? email them to me and I will put them up. Or you can give them to me, if you see me.

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