Words of Wisdom

"Cocaine isn't habit-forming. I should know, I've been using it for years." tallulah bankhead

"The only reason that cocaine is such a rage today is that people are too drunk and lazy to get themselves together to roll a joint." jack nicholson

"Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become THEIR property that they may more perfectly respect it." g.k. chesterton

"Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy has been called the same thing." anonymous

"It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night" willie sutton

"I know what the Mafia can do to a man who has crossed them. One day, you wake up with your head in one room and your legs in another." vincent Big Vinnie teresa

"Some people learn the hard way, while others just don't learn at all." richard mugerwa

"At Night my mind does not much care, If what it thinks is here or there. it tells me stories it invents, And makes up things that don't make sense. I don't know why it does this stuff, The real world seems quite weird enough."calvin (from Calvin & Hobbes)

"Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?'"unknown

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."brian w. kernighan

"If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia."thomas szasz

"He who lives by the sword, will eventually be wiped out by some bastard with a sawn off shotgun."steady eddy

"If you can't be near the one you love...love the one you're near."travis herring

"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."sigmund freud

"A bird in hand will probably shit on your wrist."contributed by karen s.

"The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss."contributed by karen s.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."dan quayle

"I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country."Nathan Hale

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."Anonymous

"Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."Anonymous

"Support Bacteria - they're the only culture some people have."Anonymous

"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having the sense to be lazy."Anonymous

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something."Anonymous

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"Anonymous

"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."Anonymous

"I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder."Anonymous

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."Anonymous

"For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain."Anonymous