The Write Stuff - Issue 2

Contents

S.R.C.C. Talk(s)

GOA- VINI,VIDI,VICI

 MURPHY'S LAW

A silver lining

THE TASTE OF FREEDOM

Vox populi

ELS RECOMMENDS

 

 

S.R.C.C. Talk(s)

 

Finally, for once, the heads of our college saw it fit to let someone else do the talking and believe it or not, this was at the cost of invaluable ‘teaching time’. And our dormant societies awoke and busied themselves (at least a little) organizing the “STATE OF THE NATION LECTURES”.

First up was Mr.Vikram Chandra, a newscaster and now an author (The Srinagar Conspiracy). He lectured on the ‘mess’ that Kashmir is in. Having reported on Kashmir for the past 10 years, he provided us with a perspective devoid of unemotive statistics or the stereotype black and white literature.

Prof.Bibek Debroy, an economist from Trinity College (Cambridge), economic advisor to the Indian government and director -Rajiv Gandhi Institute of contemporary studies…phew…. was next, speaking on the state of the Indian economy. He was by far the best of the speakers (in my humble opinion of course). Animated and humourous as he was, he had the audience in rapt attention while he spoke on the dismal performance of our economy. He argued against the socialist policies of the state and stressed on international trade based on comparative advantage as a solution to revive our economy. What was more interesting was the Q&A session that followed with some really good questions, which as expected, were dealt with brilliance.

Then came our (now extremely popular) CVC, Mr.N.Vittal, an IAS officer, who prognosticated how India could become an economic and military superpower in the 21st century. A ‘pucca’ south Indian (Tamilian to be precise), he felt we  “felllooows” must harness IT to strengthen our economy.

Next up was Mr.Pawan Kumar, an IFS officer, who gave a talk on the ever-growing  Indian middle class & how callous we’ve become. A very sombre but informative talk, it highlighted our indifference towards the society as a whole and our selfish attitude which some people  tried to justify, though unsuccessfully. Our aloofness to the poverty that screams for attention and our endorsement of bribery for the smallest of things are points in his case. A tiny little change in our attitude & slightly increased social responsibility is all it takes to uplift the society.

 Prof. Andre Beteille, a professor at the Delhi School of Economics and a world famous sociologist, spoke to us about the antinomies of equality. A brilliant talk but none of us seemed to have grasped what exactly he meant to say.

Then came along, Mr. Gurcharan Das , ex-CEO of Procter & Gamble and a strong believer in the capitalist system (he arrived in a Merc.) & the miraculous self regulatory market. An optimist (a touch too optimistic), Mr. Das strongly felt that poverty would reduce by 50% in the next 20 years. Like everyone else, he went on to say that the knowledge economy and the IT revolution (oh! Not again….) will be the keys to our success. Our own specialist on Development Economics, Mr.Atul Mishra, pointed to Mr. Das some shortcomings in the theory but they did not dampen his optimism one bit. But hey, it’s just a theory (who knows?????).So lets hope IT can indeed help India stage a comeback and maybe we will hit the top league soon. Lets see what the future holds for us.

Last up was Ms.Sonal Mansingh, an eminent Bharatnatyam and Odissi  dancer, she spoke of how ‘dance ‘ could be used as a medium for social transformation. It was quite amusing to listen to her bring out the difference between “naach gaana” and “nritya and sangeet”.

The series was overall enlightening and enriching, exposing us to the experts in various fields and their differing opinions, especially about the economic development of India. Hopefully by now the doubts about the usefulness of such lectures (though at the cost of classes) have been dispelled and we will have more in this continuing series of lectures.

Abhijit Ramalingam (III B Eco)

 

GOA- VINI,VIDI,VICI

 

Nobody thought they would pull it off, but boy!! Did they pull it off! A fantastic 7-day trip to GOA with a noisy, crazy and wild group of First Years, the Presi of the HPS and the G.Sec single-handedly (!) managed to make the tour a phenomenal success and etched it in the memories of each and every one of us.

 

A chilly 18th morning saw platform four of the Nizamuddin Railway Station buzzing with anticipation and enthusiasm. The passengers of the train were given a hard time as our excitement was let out in shrieks of joy and tuneful (less???) songs that lasted for the entire two days of the train journey. Junk food galore, mindless chatter and a chorus of "GOAAAAA" every few minutes along with several trips from coaches S2 to S7 (there were so many of us that we came to branded as " that noisy, mad bunch of kids" by everybody on the train including those operating the pantry car), and the two days were gone in a flash. Arrival at 'Margao' provoked comparisons between the International airport at Delhi and the Margao railway station!!!  The weather was delightful but it failed to prod us weary travelers do something exciting and our first night in GOA passed off uneventfully.

 

The next day, it was on to Calangute and the beach where a perfectly clean and dry group of twenty was transformed into a sand-covered, bedraggled (and soaked to their skins through their clothes) bunch of ragamuffins! Next we moved on to the Calangute Tourist Resort and discovered that all our rooms were along a single corridor (which of course meant that nobody would stay put in their respective rooms...day or night). A quick trip to the beach (again) and then a fantastic cruise aboard the Santa Monica in Panaji followed. The following morning was spent shopping

 

MURPHYS LAW 

MURPHY'S LAW OF THE OPEN ROAD

When there is a very long road upon which there is a one way bridge placed at random and there are only two cars on that bridge, it follows that -

        the two cars are always going in opposite directions

        they will always meet at the bridge

 

MURPHY'S LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS

 Things get worse under pressure.

 

MURPHY'S CONSTANT

Matter will get damaged in direct proportion to its value.

 

MURPHY'S LAW OF INTUITION

The strength of your intuitional powers is directly proportional to to the negativity of the subject of intuition.

 

MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS

You will always find something in the last place you look.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you have bought it, it will be on sale somewhere, cheaper.

If you say something and stake your reputation on it, you will loose your reputation.

 

 

If you apply Murphy's law, it will no longer be applicable.

 

A Silver Lining

 

Excitement is in the air; smiling faces expectant hearts throng the arena. The miss world beauty pageant contestants and the future little winners speak of their glorious intentions and their vow to change the world and fight evil........fight AIDS.

            It’s a dark and dingy alleyway, in it a small wooden dilapidated structure sucked away from the innocent world giving it a discarded look. A very unfortunate few know that there is a whole world of activity going on around there. About twelve who have given up on life, some not even aware there could be a better one, and none knowing there are  women out there who vow to give them a chance to live.

Children, sans childhood, come out on the streets holding banners that are beyond their comprehension. Institutions and social figures of consequence make pleas to people in helping curb the deadly contagion. Onlookers watch, worry, wish that the world was a safer place ....

and forget. Who cares after all?

            This the saga of one inmate of that unholy abode of wails......"His odour was overwhelmingly repulsive.... features grotesque....who ...as he.... as he tore me ...tore my faith in God. He flung my life into a never-ending abyss of suffering. He gave me a deadly virus to live with......I gave him my curses.

A passerby contemplates---"One out of every ten lives with AIDS like me. But, only one of ten such, hopes to survive like me. But  I say,  why am I different ? Why does society shoo and shun me ……and …..those very life saviours look down upon me as an outcast and still raise meaningless slogans to help me!? But I still hang on with the desire to survive and live long. These hypocrites don’t shake my faith in those who are working day and night  to create the life saving drug. I’m waiting….

            Look at the grave incongruities of life, where, on one hand women face only darkness and on the other hand , life holds a lot of hope. This awakes us to the sad fact that where women could be hopeful and aspire for a healthy, safer life, most of them for many unfortunate reasons are denied this right.

Think people ……….its for us to instill “hope”……… give them the kind of leading light………allow them a second chance…..and accept them as our fellows.

 

                         V.Rajitha

                                                                                    BCom II E

 

 

                                                      THE TASTE OF FREEDOM

 

Long ago I was a child,

Nestling in my home sweet home.

The weather was warm, the wind was mild,

I was safe and snug as in my mothers womb.

                                                                        My parents flew off each day,

                                                                        To search for means to earn our bread.

                                                                        I was left all alone to play,

                                                                        Outside our door I was forbidden to tread.

This captive life didn't appeal to me,

I wanted to flap my wings and soar.

This seemed an unfair deal to me,

From life I desired much more.

                                                                        Then one fine day when I was all alone,

                                                                         I flew into the sky.

                                                                         It felt so great to be air-borne,

                                                                        The joy of freedom made me cry.

Initially time passed with pleasure,

Freedom filled my heart with glee.

I had no work, only leisure.

Thus began the world of fantasy.

                                                                        My dream world was soon shattered,

                                                                        I realised I had committed a blunder,

                                                                        The clothes I wore were all tattered,

                                                                        The lull was over and there was thunder.

To face the storm I tried so hard,

Suddenly I heard a beckoning voice,

Help was a distant by a yard,

But for it I had no choice.

                                                                        With gratitude I held the hand,

                                                                        But very soon I realised,

                                                                        That I had entered the demon's land.

                                                                        By this discovery I was surprised.

Here dishonesty and materialism were the latest trend,

Money made the world go round.

Nobody here is nobody's friend,

To moral values none were bound.

                                                                        Oh! How I miss my family,

                                                                        Oh! How I miss the times we shared,

                                                                        Oh! This world is so ugly,

                                                                        Oh! How I miss the times we shared.

This is not the freedom I desired,

To destroy the world man conspired,

This isn't the reason why I left my home,

A home as snug as mothers womb.

This is not the freedom...................

 

                                                      Nandini Dawar

 

  

                                                Vox populi

 

The poll conducted in our college to determine “Which is the most happening place in the college?” got participation from 192 students. The result of the poll was as follows:

 

 

Location

 

 

 

No. of People

 

Percentage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hostel

 

 

 

40

 

 

20.82%

 

Day Schi Point

 

 

34

 

 

17.71%

 

Canteen

 

 

 

30

 

 

15.63%

 

Co-op

 

 

 

27

 

 

14.06%

 

Misc.

 

 

 

13

 

 

6.77%

 

Classrooms

 

 

12

 

 

6.25%

 

None/Cant say

 

 

9

 

 

4.69%

 

Field

 

 

 

8

 

 

4.17%

 

Audi Steps

 

 

7

 

 

3.64%

 

Bank Steps

 

 

6

 

 

3.13%

 

 

Should seats be reserved for 'ladies' in the buses?

 

"In this age of women's liberation, we don't feel weak and helpless, do we? We don't need the support and extra 'care' that we recieve. We are quite capable to fend ourselves and after all, when we assert equality, let it be in all respects. But what if a real courteous youth stretches his arm out saying "Ma'm please" then, I’m sorry, but I am obliged to accept just as courteously"

                                                                                                            V.Rajitha

                                                                                                                       

"Of course, because Indian men are very aggressive and discourteous, and if it we were up to them, they wouldn't willingly give up their seats to women"

                                                                                                            Upali Dasgupta

                                                                        Eco-I B

 

"Ya, because chivalry seems to be dead among the majority of Indian men. It is a harrowing experience for the women to stand in a bus and they obviously won't fight for a seat."

                                                                                                            Dewan

                                                                  Eco-I B

 

"Yes, otherwise guys will sit there"

                                                                                                            Siddartha Butalia

                                                                        Eco-II B

 

                                                                                        

“No,let them fight for their own seats..... thats talking equality "                                   

Varun Dalal

 

ELS RECOMMENDS

 

India unbound -Mr. Gurcharan Das

 

In this book, the ex-Chairman of Proctor &  Gamble India tells the story of India's ascent from poverty to prosperity, from tradition to modernity, as projected by him. The story begins with the author's birth in the early 40's, when India was struggling for freedom, but is not bound by chronology; instead the author goes back and forth in time in order to provide meaning and context to events. The book criticises Nehru's model of state-led socialism, that invested in self reliance through public sector monoliths; but deprived the masses from basic amenities in health and education. It systematically built and preserved bureaucratic controls and attempted to kill all enterpreneurial initiatives. It  encouraged socialism and xenophobia at the cost of efficiency and wealth creation.

To conclude, the author believes that the lives of the majority of Indians in the twenty-first century will be more prosperous than their parents' and grandparents' lives. All in all a very interesting book, a MUST read for anyone who wishes to understand the interplay of history, politics, economics, sociology and religion in shaping our present and future.

 

 

 

The catcher in the rye - J D Salinger

 

This book has been steeped in controversy since it was banned in America after it's first publication. Superficially the story of a young man's expulsion from yet another school, The Catcher in the Rye is in fact a perceptive study of one individual's understanding of his human condition. Holden Caulfield, a teenager growing up in 1950s New York, has been expelled from school for poor achievement once again. In an attempt to deal with this he leaves school a few days prior to the end of term, and goes to New York to 'take a vacation' before returning to his parents' inevitable wrath. Told as a monologue, the book describes Holden's thoughts and activities over these few days, during which he describes a developing nervous breakdown, symptomised by his bouts of unexplained depression, impulsive spending and generally odd, erratic behaviour, prior to his eventual nervous collapse.

However, during his psychological battle, life continues on around Holden as it always had, with the majority of people ignoring the 'madman stuff' that is happening to him - until it begins to encroach on their well-defined social codes. Progressively through the novel we are challenged to think about society's attitude to the human condition - does society have an'ostrich in the sand' mentality, a deliberate ignorance of the emptiness that can characterise human existence? And if so, when Caulfield begins to probe and investigate his own sense of emptiness and isolation, before finally declaring that the world is full of 'phonies' with each one out for their own phony gain, is Holden actually the one who is going insane, or is it society which has lost it's mind for failing to see the hopelessness of their own lives?

When we are honest we can see within ourselves suppressed elements of the forces operating within Holden Caulfield, and because of that I would recommend this thought provoking novel as a fascinating and enlightening description of our human condition. However, beware... for that very reason it is not comfortable reading.