"Nantucket's Oldest House was struck by lighting..."Nantucket Nectars Bottlecap

"I can't drink milk without cookies."Cait

"Always drive on roads, not on people."Hyundai Commercial

"Juvenile exudes an easygoing, down-to-earth, rapper-next-door quality." Alana Wartofsky, Washington Post Article

"Bud's so colloquial. You wouldn't hear a guy say, I'm sitting around, having a Grolsch."Don Pogany, DDB of Chicago's Executive Director for Budweiser advertising, quoted in the Washington Post

"The unemployment rate at the depths of the Depression was 22%, and I was born in the depths of the Depression, and things began to get better."Professor Dan Levine

"I just read it online and burned down a tree on my own time." Elliot, about a 71 page article we had to print out for class

"I'm not going to go home and beat anyone tonight." Wiley

The Professor Riss Section

"People aren't familiar with women and breasts?"

"Obviously none of you have had enough therapy"

"Greg always leaves in the middle of class. Where does he go? It's very traumatizing."

"A giant sponge image? We can't use that, it's gross. We should use Richard Gere, a younger Richard Gere." describing his own image

"Hitler and all those people, they didn't like Jews"

"This is a left handed desk. That's wrong"

"Are people familiar with Christ? Why doesn't anyone know Christ today, he's big time."

"No pudding is allowed in this class anymore. It makes people too rambunctious."

"I was just gonna complain for like 20 minutes, but I thought it would be wiser to do something."

"Homer Simpson, not Bart, is the ultimate hipster."

"It's good to exist in your little world. I find that helps."

"You obviously haven't kicked enough dogs."

"I'm like your old, senile uncle."

"I'm like a shorter version of Craig Kilborn."

"Kareem has better answers than you, and he has a blank page."

"This is the real world. We don't exist in English classes."

"I hate philosophy. It's a bunch of old, bearded men sitting in a corner trying to decide if they exist."

"Hitler. We hate Hitler."

"I'm confused." Mike
"Oh Good" Prof. Riss