East Tennessee
Secret Agent Training
College
Spyware Shop
Training Facilities
Faculty
Curriculum
Campus
East Tennessee Secret Agent Training College (ETSATC) is one of the nations prominent training facilities for the Intelligence community. The college was founded by a man in the early years of the cold war, whose identity must remain secret but his codename "Agent Surly Man" is respected through out the covert arena. His basic principal is still at work, "it does not take the smartest to make the best spy just the sneakiest", so here at ETSATC, we dont accept or train the best of the best or even the best. We train the sneakiest , trickiest and most conniving bunch of SOB's you have ever faced.
If You Are Sneaky
ETSATC Wants You !!