Henry's tribute to Spring Break, parties, beer, good friends, and cool chicks.

HENRY NEWTON'S
TRIBUTE TO SPRING BREAK, BEER,
FRIENDS, AND GREAT WOMEN

BIG NEWS BLOCK
REASSIGNED TO COLUMBIA, SC!!!!
MID TOUR LEAVE
12 Aug - 8 Sept 02.
WENDYS, STEAK, GOOD BEER, and AMERICA!!
GO WINGS!!
UPDATED 4MAY

Woodstock 99, the best three days of live music ever, Limp, Korn, Our Lady Peace, Rage Metallica, Dave Matthews and crowdsurfing.

Whats up everybody? Take a look around and check out my tribute to Spring Break, good friends, and some good times we've shared over the last 4 years.
So hey, a little bit about me, My name is Henry Newton and Im 23 years old from Novi, Michigan. I graduated college in 2000 and will be living in Korea from February 2002 to Feb. 2003. As seen above I just found out that I will be relocating to Columbia, SC which is good stuff. In college I was a member of the Lawn Darts team and still am an active member of the Real World(TV show) fan club. In addition to those clubs I also attended the Ted Wenner tough guy school and Micah Norquist Big Pimpin seminar. Im totally kidding by the way. I love partying, Deep Sea Fishing, Horse Racing, the beach, swimming and feel like a total computer dork for making a web page. Anyway, take a look around and I hope you like what you see.

Thank yous: Thanks to my parents and all my friends parents, our siblings, the guys at MSU, UM Dearborn, and Novi Fire Department, the brewers of good beer, the Mexican goverment for having no laws in your country, the Ritzes for everything over the year, Aunt Sue/Uncle Pete you both rule, Ford for a great fucking car, Red Wings, Tigers, and Broncos for great sports, Army Football for shitty sports, the BIG TEN, and West Point for nothing but introducing me to some great friends who I hope I will never lose, lets not forget Mesa State too!!!

UPCOMING EVENTS: - True, True
1. Erins wedding - DC in late August
2. Welcome Week at MSU - crashing at Brians frat for the week of bad bad things
3. Mid-tour leave - reintro to America culture, hell yeah

PARTY RECAP: As of 25 Jan 02
1. Farewell to USA party - hit up Landshark at MSU for ghetto fab night and gave my final farewell to Michigan
2. ROAD TRIP to Savannah - 7 Dec 01 - retarted, straight stupid drunk in a great city, thanks to CWade and Luke/EM for a great weekend
3. OCLUB going out of Bidness party - hey when youre in another country that smells like dudu then you have to spend alot of time with your friend BudLight.
4. Beijing - slept 6 hours in 3 night but had a total blast doing it. Too bad our tour was a bunch of dorks but we met some great people along the way.

THIS WEEKS USERS POLL:
WHO WILL WIN THE STANLEY CUP?
1. RED WINGS - 99%
2. CAROLINA HURRICANES- 1%
3. COLORADO AVS - 0% THEY SUCK

Disclaimer: The staff here at Henry's webpage do advocate drinking, partying, having fun with your life but use some common sense when you drink. Like remember beer before liqour never sicker and other shit. We do not condone the use of dipping, or Zima, if you are a male and drink it, you are gay.. Have a great party!!

Above: A poor girl about to feel the wrath of a beer bong that hold 9 beers; Left: Emily, Micah and me at UM/MSU weekend, Labatts 4ever; BelowL: John and I in Detroit; BelowR: the guys and I at Ring Weekend

COMING SOON!!!
More, newer and even taudrier pics as promised above, hopps has a scanner, really!!
Real World 11: Chicago, when the fuck is it Detroits turn???
Constant updates on what Jack Meade does while WASTED!!!

AboveL: Jon, Matt and I in Sexico; AboveR: My sister Beth and I at the "Big House", shes an awesome sister;
Below: Jeff, Matt, and I outside Buddy's UM/MSU weekend

LINKS OF INTEREST: (more filth)

Visit the Pantry, more dirtyness on that page

My bud Matt Christopherson's webpage at MSU

Visit my bud Johnnys webpage:click here

Below: Andrea Franzen and I at Woodstock 99. Shout out to Fran, Jora, and Kes for making that concert a fucking insane party!!

VITAL STATS:
BDay: Sept 2
Age: 23 Weight: 190lbs
Height: 6ft
Fav Drink: Beers ie Molson, Labatts, MGD, Honey Brown, Killians, Gin&Tonic
Best Parties Ever Attended:
House Party '96, 4th of July 97, SB 98, SB 99, SB 2000, Panama City Beach 2001
Fav Drunk Food: Taco Bell, Subs and Steak n Shake
Fav Food: Lobster, Steak, Fajitas, Oysters
Quote: "Some people run a race to see who is the fastest. I run a race to see who has the most guts." -Steve Prefontaine

Left: Micah, Luke, and I with Brian and Matt behind us at Landshark in East Lansing. We were celebrating States win over UM a night too early. Good thing we celebrated so hard because State won!! Special thanks to the guys at the DU house for a great weekend!!

Left: Spring Break 98 in dirty Jamaice on the Booze Cruise, we boozed, we cruised, it rained, and Joes arm

Below L: Ken Myers, Ian "Porn Stud" Smith, me and Matt Christopherson at some random night of drinking

Below: Micah and I at Disco Beach in Acapulco, SB 99, all U can drink from 10 - 4 am, good deal, we got our moneys worth

Of you have stopped by to visit. Please come again or if you want email me at hanewt00@hotmail.com

New Drinks:
1. Mix Captain Morgans and 7up, tastes like cream soda
2. Bourbon & Tobasco -harsh
Mad Dog Punch
2 -Fifths of Mad Dog Kiwi
1 - 2 Litre of Mt. Dew
1 - Fifth of Vodka
Mix or shake up, tastes great, and gets you fucked up!
Vodka Lemon Coolers
2 or 3 - fifths of vodka
1 - Bag of Ice, like from a gas station
2 - litres of Country time Lemonade
4 or 5 - wedged lemons
Let Vodka mix with semi-melted Ice, then add Lemonade, and Lemons, soak for 30-45 min!! goodbye, mix in cooler

Above(L to R):
Porn Star, Joe, and me in Times Square for the Backstreet Boys, yeah right

SPRING BREAK 2000
DONT FAKE THE FUNK

PAGE 2

MMM Beer

LUKES SB & PARTY PICS

GALLERY 1

GALLERY 2

Pacific Sunwear Website

Is this Tyler Durden from Flght Club, not Its Jon, Henry and some drunk Nick at the Mardi Gras Party.

The Juice Crew with a nice Sexican Sunset.Nice Shirt Nick, who gave it to you?
Below Left: Our Resevoir Dogs Shot on the beach near Joes Oyster Bar
Below: No the Cameras not messed up, we figure that was how Nick saw things at that time of night, kinda blurry, Also, yee haw its Cowboy Micah with cheesy Ray Bans on, giddy up there Rodeo King!!

Left: The Crew at Bora Bora, the freeest Dos XX in Mazatlan and the hottest sand on the Vball court,
Below Left: Us in front of our hotel at El Cid

BE ALL YOU CAN BE!! Yeah right go away!!
Left: Luke and I enjoying a modelo, the best beer for 25 cents anyone can get.
Below Left: Shout out to Thorny, he was the man!! Micah, me, Thorny and Stew after some good Gringo grease

RUMORS
1. TOM STEWART, the gentleman on the right side of the photo to our right is engaged?
2. Jon Sabourin- graduated from college?
3. Jon Ritz -the short friend, is moving back to Connecticut from San Diego???
4. Where the fuck is Luke?
5. Leeroy - Can you pick me up at the airport when I come home, wait thats not a rumor, well can you?
6. Red Wings are going to win the Stanley cup, thats a fact dude

THE SACRED DAY OF 8 FIFTHS OF RUM.
Notice the empties in the sand. From top L to R
Joey "grease" Gallego, Micah "mean eyes" Nordquist, Luke "Dirty" Garden, Tom "Stew" Stewart, Nick "Paddymalmo" Padgalskas, Jon "Porn Star" Ritz, Henry "Gringo" Newton

Thanks for making it this far and goodnight!!
If you liked what you see email me or my roommate at Henry_Newton@msn.com
or lukegarden@hotmail.com
Yes we graduated college so now that we are officers we thought this would be a great time to say FUCK YOU to West Point. Serisously noone should be put through that.