Be Careful What You Wish For.......

Here are a few of the things that i conjure up anytime someone asks me to blow out the candles or crack a wishbone.

I wish:

That I could meet all my favourite living bands

That I could meet all my favourite DEAD bands

That my hair and fingernails stopped growing

For total world domination

That I always knew what females are thinking

That onions didn't stink

For a pet manatee

For hardcore sex eight times a day

To stone someone to death

I could urinate alcohol

I could find a girl who sucks alcohol from the bottle

For world peace....I guess

You would go back

I wish to tell you the little secrets that are flying around in my whithered mind. I wish you knew the torment and anguish that you are about endure. I wish that you had the key to my basement door. I wish for the sweet release of death to overcome me before I'm weak and feeble. I wish that the stars would fall from the sky in a pretty yet deadly fashion. I wish that you read this and start making a few wishes of your own.