I feel so helpless   Somebody please help me! I CANT FIND MY SOCK!!!!! O.K. by now you relize i am having a hard time dealing with the lose of my favorite sock, but I am hoping that with your help I can find it, Here are the facts: 1. I have lost my sock (hopefully you have figured this out) 2. I miss my sock 3. My sock really needed to be washed at the time of its disaperence 4. There was a small hole in the toe of the sock (ok it was a large hole), (ok there were no toes in the sock) 5. The sock was last seen being fought over by two jealous women 6. My socks name is eddie 7. My sock will not come if you call it by name 8. I have not ruled out a u.f.o. abduction 9. Where oh where has my little sock gone, oh where oh where could it be? 10. I need my sock to help me keep the fradgile grasp that i have on reality. So if you would like to help me in my struggle to save this poor defensless sock, please get into contact with me! Only you can prevent lost socks! Please help me, Join the fight to make this world a place without matchless socks!   every one is allowed to write on the walls, so graffetti is welcome, .
if you have reason to believe you know where my sock is please contact me.