You know you're a TRUE flamming dyke when you're still looking up 'lyrics' to Alanis Morrissette songs.

You Live, You Live You Learn by Alanis Morissette: The Lyrics:

I recommend not selling my CD to anyone
Cos I am so tone deaf and I can't match a note
My lines don't rhyme
My lines don't make a perfect rhythm at all
That's what we get for spending only 3 seconds on this song

Chorus
You Live
You Learn
You Lick
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn

I recommend changing the station when you first hear the intro to this tune
This tune doesn't make much sense now anyway
This tune came from another tune I had stuck in my head
This tune sounds an awful lot like 'Ironic' anyway
This tune will bore you to death if you're not careful
I can't carry a tune if my life depended on it anyway
This tunes so bad
(It's the worst they ever made)
This tunes smells bad
(I already mentioned that before)
This tunes gonna need a serious miracle

Chorus:
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn
You Live
You Learn

Bridge
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!
A-yah!.......A-yah! A-yah!....A-yah!

Small music solo

You'll convert to a dyke
(You'll chop off all your hair)
You won't shower for day-hays
(You'll slap on some Phatoule Oil)
You'll smell so bad
(You'll attract a butch Dido fan)
Just wait for the dust to say-ey-ettle

Repeat chorus 5,000 times to ending. [Clyde's Web Pad]