MAD FERRETS!

Many Oasis fans have become increasingly concerned over Liam Gallagher's frequent sightings of "Mad Ferrets".

It seems that with almost every sentence Liam begins, It is sure to end with yet another mad ferret sighting.

Take a look at this startling evidence; "I'm up for anything, me, yeah, mad ferret" and also "Yeah, rock'n'roll, drugs, girls, the lot, mad ferret."

What do these ferrets want from Liam?

Is Liam attempting to warn us of these mad creatures? Or is he simply referring to Patsy Kensit? Well, let's face it, she's got the teeth for it! (Only joking, Pats!)

We asked Liam's older wiser brother Noel to explain this strange phenomenon; "Liam's got more stupid, when he was at school, he was quite normal. Now, he's definitely mad. He's not mad like some people in bands are mad. He's madder than mad... He's just mad!" [April '95]

Well, that's that little mystery cleared up then, it was all just a figment of Liam's 'mad' Imagination. Until the next time to....It can't be...no, I must be hallucinating...MAD FERRET!!!