Cats and Dogs

About Cats & Dogs

What is a cat?

- Cats do what they want.
- They rarely listen to you.
- They are totally unpredictable.
- When you want to play, they want to be alone.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They expect you to cater to their every whim.
- They are moody.
- They leave hair everywhere.
- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion:   They are tiny women in fur coats.

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What is a dog?

- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
   furniture in the house.
- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they
   don't hear you when you are in the same room.
- They growl when they are not happy.
- When you want to play, they want to play.
- When you want to be alone, they want to play.
- They are great at begging.
- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
- They leave their toys everywhere.
- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you
   a kiss.

Conclusion:    They are little men in fur coats

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