"Welcome to U-STAR... the University of Saskatchewan telephone assisted records system... ensure that you are using a touch-tone phone... if at any time you wish to end your call press *9... to access that registration system press 1... to access the grade reporting system press 2."
sound familiar to anyone? if you go to the U of S or another school with telephone registration then it is likely the start of your registration nightmares...
3 worst things that you might hear:
1. busy signal (especially after trying for half an hour).
2. "'class name' has not been added because it has been filled for your college." (at this point you will have to rework your entire schedule.. again.)
3. *while scrambling to locate the call number for a class* "I'm sorry but you have taken to long to respond... thank you for calling u-star, good-bye"