Friend of the Month - Tim Sutton
Febuary's Friend of the month is the big pizzano himself - Tim Sutton.
Full Name: Tim James Sutton
Age/Birthdate: 21/ June 20, 1978
Marital Status: Divorced Twice
Siblings: Nick (age 19) and all my brothers in Waterloo and Shwa
Pets: Millie (dog)
Nicknames: Suds, Pizano
Hair Color: Brown/Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Hieght: 6'3
Location: Shwa/Waterloo
School: Wilfrid Laurier
Favorite Things to Do: Beat Doog at fooseball
Favorite color: the color of money
Favorite food: chicken
Favorite drink: rye
Favorite class: biochemicalnuclear physics
Favorite numbers: #4 Bobby Orr
Favorite watering hole: anywhere Thompson won't go
Favorite movies: Braveheart, Porno
Favorite actor/actress: Ron Jeremy, princess from Braveheart
Favorite TV Show: Simpsons, Bugs Bunny and Tweety
Favorite Restaurant: Run for the border
Favorite Stores: Loblaws, Canadian Tire
Favorite Board Games: Monopoly
Favorite Songs: I'm an asshole, Stairway to Heaven
Favorite music video: Another Brick in the Wall
Favorite CD: And So Forth (Self Titled)
Favorite Bands: High Rise, And So Forth, Tragically Hip
Favorite Singer: Suds
Favorite animal: eddie
Favorite cologne: pleasures, cool water
Favorite shoes: sandals
Favorite words/phrase: murder, pizano
Favorite car: Kit (in all reality Porche 911)
Favorite sports: Hockey (Leafs), Golf
Have a Job?: Yes, General Motors, Male giggalo in the side
Have a car?: Yes, Kit!!! everyone knows Kit!!!
Have any Piercings or Tatoo's: not yet
Do you believe.....
love at first sight?: I loved pumper at first sight
luck?: if there is such a thing I don't have any
aliens?: yes
horoscopes?: no
heaven?: yes
hell?: yes
yourself?: sure, why not?
Pumper?: when he doesn't back out of plans last minute
Which is better?
Coke or Pepsi? Coke
Nike or Addidas? Nike
Oranges or Apples? Oranges
One pillow or two? one
deaf or blind? it depends on the situation (ugly person = blind, annoying person = deaf)
pools or hot tubs? hot tubs
naked or fully clothes? if you are talking about Thompson I chose naked
blondes or brunettes? albino
tall or short? either is fine as long as they can handle the murderhorn
TV or Radio? TV
Paper or plastic? paper
Anal or Oral? I am a virgin to the anal scene
About the opposite Sex?
Honestly what do you notice first? If the girl were a midget..., I would notice that first.
Hair-curly or straight? straight
What kind of things do you find romantic? one night stands
Does size matter? If you are talking about tasty cakes, No. I am more of a leg person
Things you hate about em': When they speak
Things you love about em': When they are quiet
When was the last time you....
Took a shower?: Everyday
Talked on the Phone?: as little as possible
played poker?: long time
punched someone?: I will go hit Ciso now... he didn't flush the toilet!!!
Kissed someone?: When don't I kiss someone
Wacked off?: when don't I wack off
Yelled at Ciso:? Flush the fucking toilet!!!, I just did.
What is....
your most prized and important possession? murderhorn
your biggest pet peeve? ciso letting the yellow mellow
the most embarrassing CD in your collection? Blue Rodeo
your favorite thing for breakfast? caffine and nicotine
your worst fear? @#$%*&# a warm pail of water (stolen Ciso quote)
Your advice to Others
Reason to work for a car? Every pizan needs a car... it is the only way to get a blind retarded midget out on date.
your reason for punching in the wall? To demonstrate the overwhelming power of suds.
What do you think of...
abortion? It is nobodys business except for those who have to make the decision.
prematital sex? Suds says that he enjoys sex often. Suds likes getting aids.
rap? pizan loves Q-tip/Tribe called Quest
alternative? alternative to what
country? Suds likes Canada
oldies? For every who knows about TSN (it was fake at some parts but Suds had a lot of fun anyway)
dance? Thompson should dance or he may loose is Pizano status
Sprague?
Eddie is a pizano, but sometimes he is just Ryan (This may be one of my best quotes yet)
Doog? Dancing Doog is the best Doog. Some people like to eat chicken and some don't.
PAST FRIENDS OF THE MONTH
