We would like to welcome all the new and potential
members and thank old members for returning. For all of you who were
wondering, membership is free.* Ripper Mason's House of Psychotherapy and Backrubs is an establishment dedicated to providing a service of mental, physical, and spiritual well-being to all of our members. And yes, we still have massage oils and peppermint
foot lotion for special occasions (some additional charges may apply).
We are sorry for the recent condition of this web page. Our Webmaster has been on sabatical. Due to technical problems, any applications sent online since May may have not been received. We will be fixing and updating the site soon.
During the month of January we will not have any walk-in hours. Please call to set up an appointment.
Check back regularly for Members Only Specials
And don't forget our psychotherapy services.
Our highly experienced staff is always available to listen to any problems.
Occasionally we can help too. All forgiveness
services are performed by our resident minister, Reverend Higgins.
Appointments can be made
by calling 397-0910, emailing cutenuts@antisocial.com, or stopping by 1E Lantern Court.
Remember you don't always need a good reason; sometimes
you just have to relax.
* All memberships are subject to review. The management retains
the right to withhold and revoke any membership with or without reason.
The free, basic membership does not cover all services. Additional costs are subject
to discussion.
