Hello, and welcome to my playhouse, where I'm gonna break it down for you, South Buffalo Style. I am Mike. Thats pretty much all you need to know.

Ok, first things first. Here's the rules. I do not care what you think about me. E-mailing me to tell what a loser I am will not mean much. I'll take it as a compliment that you came to my site in the first place. So please don't waste your time insulting me. I have the page out of boredom, not an inside need to impress web surfers that I never met. If I have met you, then you do not need this page to confirm that I am a dork, you already know this. I am not ashamed of this. I do not want to be "cool". I do not need approval from anyone. You can e-mail me about anything. I'll try and aswer, but again, trying to hurt my feeling will not work, so don't bother. I mean more along the lines of e-mailing to see what I think of naked Chinese Checkers in the rain.

To see my dream woman. Guys keep your hands off. Girls, you might not want to look if you don't want to turn gay

click above to see me and some friends.

Dancing

You got to love to get jiggy with it. You have to know how to break it off a little somehting propper. You gotta shake ya ass, but watch yourself. I said Shake ya ass, show me what you working with. Seriously, It's good excerise and everyone needs to look foolish sometime.

this is how I actually do it

this is how it should be done.

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