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Statistics All Scales are one to ten Drinking Frequency 8 General Beer Tolerance 9 General Hard Alcohol Tolerance 6 Black Cat Malt Liquour Tolerance 9 Black Cat Malt Liquour Drinking Speed 9 12 oz. Beer Slamming Ability 9.9 Pitcher Slamming Ability (32 oz) 8 Hard Liquor Slamming Ability 3 Drinking During Conan Soundtrack 9 Stupid Drunkenness Level 12 (has a split drunken personality) Black Out Percentage--45% Highlights of 21st Birthday-- Jeff was the first D.A. to turn 21 as he was 21 before he was a D.A. However we are willing to overlook this fact because as a D.A. he has done everything from hit golf balls at other fraternity houses to roller blading drunk and not remembering it. Personal Profile: D.A. #4--The turn drunken idot D.A. It is said that when Jeff drinks he becomes something completely different. Mild mannered Jeff turns into an obliterated version of himself that is more likely to quote austin powers than say anything understandable or relavent. Jeff can slam his fair share of beer often quicker than even D.A. #1 but of course D.A. #3 still holds the record for fastest beer slammed during conan. Jeff is very devoted to the ritual (he once heard the song on his answering machines and slammed a beer on the spot). It is nice to know that in this world alcohol can still effect a person so much that they no longer need their original thoughts or mannerisms. Jeff is also one of the most devoted black cat followers, spending constant hours seacrhing throughout the getto. |
