Ask
Me No Questions, Ill Tell You No Lies!!
1.Do you
like coffee?
yes
2.What kind of car do
you have?
amy now sports a
white sunfire convertible.
3.Why is an Aston
Martin your favorite car?
because it is
sweet, like me.
4.Do you have any
Maltese in you? Want...Better not
ask!
is there a
keystroke for rolling your eyes???
5.Why did God invent
women?
he knew that he
fucked up the first draft (aka man).
6.What high school
did you go to?
Chadsey High School
in beautiful detroit, michigan.
7.What's your longest
relationship?
Longest
relationship = march 1998 - september 2001
8.Are your parents
still married?
well, my mom
isnt married. as for my dad, he could be, but I wouldnt know.... by
the way, if you see my dad, tell him I slit his throat in this dream
that I had.
9.Do you like Swing
dancing?
i like to
pretend that I know how to swing dance. This involves a lot of
twirling and skipping around.
10.Have you ever
heard of Swing dancing?
yes.
11.Do you smoke?
i am a smoker...
marlboro menthol light 100's in the box. try saying that
at 2 in the morning after having smoked your stash at the bar.
12.If I gave you
$1million, what would you spend it on?
id buy a green
dress, but not a real green dress, thats cruel.
ive also always wanted a monkey.
13.If your mom and your
lover were both drowning, who would you save if you could only help one?
sick sick
question. But come on.... my honey would have to be fished out later.
moms a keeper.
14. To what do you
attribute your astounding beauty?
Its a gift at times
but an evil curse at others. i attribute it to my mom.... shes
beautiful.
15.What is your
favorite color?
yellow
16.What is your
favorite song?
It might be 'High
Plains Drifter'... Im not sure though
17.What do you want to
be when you grow up?
professionally, no
clue. a few things i think i may become are a mother, and a
wife, and other things too.
18.What is so great
about Nate that he gets to be with you?
this question is not
valid in 2002. the answer has been deleted.
19.Do you speak any
other languages?
I speak English, I
also have the ability to request a beer in Spanish, ask for a kiss in
Polish, and to tell you to go home in Romanian.
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