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Ask Me No Questions, Ill Tell You No Lies!!

 1.Do you like coffee?

yes

2.What kind of car do you have?

amy now sports a white sunfire convertible.

3.Why is an Aston Martin your favorite car?

because it is sweet, like me.

4.Do you have any Maltese in you? Want...Better not ask!

is there a keystroke for rolling your eyes???

5.Why did God invent women?

he knew that he fucked up the first draft (aka man).

6.What high school did you go to?

Chadsey High School in beautiful detroit, michigan.

7.What's your longest relationship?

Longest relationship = march 1998 - september 2001

8.Are your parents still married?

well, my mom isnt married. as for my dad, he could be, but I wouldnt know.... by the way, if you see my dad, tell him I slit his throat in this dream that I had.

9.Do you like Swing dancing?

i like to pretend that I know how to swing dance. This involves a lot of twirling and skipping around.

10.Have you ever heard of Swing dancing?

yes.

11.Do you smoke?

i am a smoker... marlboro menthol light 100's in the box.   try saying that  at 2 in the morning after having smoked your stash at the bar.

12.If I gave you $1million, what would you spend it on?

id buy a green dress, but not a real green dress, thats cruel.   ive also always wanted a monkey.

13.If your mom and your lover were both drowning, who would you save if you could only help one?

sick sick question. But come on.... my honey would have to be fished out later.  moms a keeper.

14. To what do you attribute your astounding beauty?

Its a gift at times but an evil curse at others.  i attribute it to my mom.... shes beautiful.

15.What is your favorite color?

yellow

16.What is your favorite song?

It might be 'High Plains Drifter'... Im not sure though

17.What do you want to be when you grow up?

professionally, no clue.  a few things i think i may become are a mother, and a wife, and other things too.

18.What is so great about Nate that he gets to be with you?

this question is not valid in 2002.  the answer has been deleted.

19.Do you speak any other languages?

I speak English, I also have the ability to request a beer in Spanish, ask for a kiss in Polish, and to tell you to go home in Romanian.