*Again, they are all genuine and unedited and reproduced without any permission.
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You've been
begging for more, and now I'm giving it to you. No, not
that you sick bastards... I'm talking about more quotes.
So, without further delay, here are those precious
quotes: *Again, they are all genuine and unedited and reproduced without any permission. |
Sister:
Have you run out on the necessities? deodorant, underwear,
q-tips, biore, clothes, sunscreen, contact solution, Coco,
condoms, shit like that.
Friend:
You should've taken your [tennis] racquet with so you can get
some exercise otherwise you might get fat in front of the
computer.
Sister:
Oh, we got the AT&T phone card, I think we're gonna send it
to you sometime this week so you can have a looooooong chat with
ma-ma.
[her status]...overbearing, overprotective and...living.
Friend:
Happy belated birthday !! That's one hell of a present you got --
puke, fever, and diarrhea too !! What more could you ask for !?!
not who you think it is; for me to
know, and you to not find out:
i am not amused by your little web page. please go back and take
out all the stuff you wrote about me--i am not interested in the
whole world be able to read that. i am not kidding.
Sister:
Okay, well, have fun. Don't drink tooooo much. Send us a freaken
post card moron! Love ya!
Friend:
Oh yeah, speaking of babes, I saw your web page (you are the
luckiest bastard alive), don't forget to hook a brother up. Get
the names & numbers and I go back to Panama with you one of
these days.
someone RE: my previous
Quotes section:
i have a serious question for you, one of your pals wrote you
about cheap hookers..? i want you to tell me straight out if you
have any STDīs.
Friend:
looks like you're having lotsa fun but at the same time learning
and experiencing a lot too (and not to mention all the hot babes
you meet along the way!)...sheesh, "you're da man!"...
hey, what about that teaching assistant,eh?
Sister:
...dad
deposited $[amt]CAD in your account, not US! I don't know
why he did it or who made him, but he did so, don't
complain. You can thank him later. Just make sure you
buy him a souvenir!! A wacky shirt or something, shirt with
collar and most importantly ONE POCKET on the left side!
That's a must!
Friend:
So how are
you enjoying Panama ? .... How are the nudie bars !!!!
You must be partying all night !
My new inspiration for
doing my website (I did not make this up):
... I just wanted to tell you that I'm going to take the time to
think about how fortunate I am to be able to hang with a guy like
you once in awhile.
Thanks very much for taking the time to do the page, and for
having the guts to be yourself. You have my sincere admiration.
I don't think people envy you so much as they wish they had the
spirit you do.
