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  Name: Joseph
Nicknames: NoNeckJoe, José, E-Jie (ear in Chinese), Horndog, Chino (Spanish for "Chinese guy")
Zodiac sign: Virgo
Eye colour: dark brown
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 63kg
Shoe size: 9
Favorite color: green
Hometown: Vancouver, BC
Current residence: Panama City, Panama

Favorite salad dressing: homemade stuff - w/olive oil, vinegar, salt, pepper...
Favorite food: Japanese
Favorite ice cream: chocolate
Favorite soft drink: Classic Coke in a 354ml glass bottle
Favorite alcoholic drink: beer
McDonalds or Burger King: Whoppers all the way
Shampoo & conditioner or just shampoo: 2 in 1
Toothpaste: anything minty

Have you ever gone skinny dipping: not yet
What do you look for in the opposite sex: a great laugh, nice lips, intelligent, self-starter
Have you ever had sex on a beach? Not yet
Favorite perfume or cologne: for a woman - Versace Red Jeans, or anything "fruity" from the Body Shop
Favorite smell: the smell of a woman's breath when she's "in to it"
What do you sleep in: boxers, or loose pjs
Favorite type of bra: (to see on a woman) plain a simple with no lacey stuff
Boxers or briefs: briefs for sports, boxers for chicks
One pillow or two: the fluffier the better, sometimes no pillow at all
What's under your bed: no frame, a rug

Pets: dog - Coco, and four turtles
Favorite types of music: alternative, rap
Favorite bands: Smashing Pumpkins, Naughty by Nature, Third Eye Blind, Rage Against the Machine
Favorite tv show: Simpsons, Ally Mcbeal
Favorite sound: Formula One race car engines
Favorite sport to watch: NBA, snowboarding
Hobbies: snowboarding, tennis, golf, rollerblading, mountain biking, video games, computer graphics
Dream car: Austin Martin DB7
What type of car was your first car: 1982 Dodge Aries station wagon, in puke green color!!

Do you make fun of people: only when it can generate laughs
Pet Peeves: people who eat/chew loud
Have you ever been convicted of a crime: yes
Most humiliating moment: crapping in my pants in 1st grade because my teacher wouldn't let me go to the washroom
Best on-line friends: friends back home in Vancouver
Do you get along with your parents: yes, only when they don't talk to me
Favorite type of family game to play: try to make mom mad at someone
Where do you see yourself in ten years: being a top name producer/supervisor/animator for a computer animation production house

What is your bad time of day: when I get disturbed from a nap
Favorite time of year: when it doesn't rain
Favorite subject in school: math and biology
Favorite movie you have seen recently or favorite type of movie: any movie with lots of action, a believable love story, or is damn funny
Favorite website: mine of course
Craziest or silliest person you know: Torbjorn, the danish guy
First thought in the morning: what time is it?
Tattoo: soon
What would you do to the person you hate most: never really hated anyone
One nice thing to say about the person who sent this to you: the world is too big to stay in one place for too long