Welcome to my bandwidth-sucking website. Hope you've got cable modem or DSL, cuz there's a lot going on here. Feel free to enjoy everything on my site, and PLEASE do not get confused by the Outlook style navigation bar to the left. It's quite simple to use. And did you notice the remarkably hilarious scrolling text at the bottom? Please, remove all jewelry, hats and any loose articles of clothing prior to entering the main staging area.