Willy Wonka is inarguably the
Greatest Movie Ever Made.
So, what could attempt
to hinder this epic among films?
Only those annoying
creatures known as the Oompa Loompas.
I prefer
to watch the "edited" version of Willy Wonka. This is nothing but
the
normal movie, only
without out of those annoying Oompa Loompa songs. And
who are they to give
advice? They can't even fight off a few vermicious knids.
Are these the advice
givers we really want our children listening to?
Also, they're
slaves. They sing, "You can live in happiness too, like the
Oompa Loompa Doompity-Doo."
But how happy can they be? They were
taken away from their
homeland to work for some weirdo in a chocolate
factory. And
he makes them wear those ugly overalls. If I were an Oompa
Loompa, I would have
drowned myself in the Chocolate River long ago.
"Remember
in Willy Wonka when that Oompa Loompa tried to do a
cartwheel? That was really funny."-- Seanbaby
