Welcome to
Matt Holohan's
Silly Time Fun Page
(formerly Matt's Pessimistic Hate Page)
Kate Winslet.
One fine-looking woman.
That's right, folks. Your old pal Matt Holohan is back on the web. All the world rejoices as the WWW's prodigal son returns to his internet home and once again fills cyberspace with his cunning wit and profound insights on everyday life. Yaaay!
If Kate Winslet were my wife
I would be pleased indeed.
Actually, no one cares. Very few people will ever actually see this
abortion of a home page, so I decided to scrap the angsty stuff and
opt for abject silliness instead. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
In Heavenly Creatures,
Kate made out with another girl.
I enjoyed that quite a bit, actually.
On with the madness!
 The ASUC Ate My Balls!
Incompetence.
 The Matt Holohan Club
Kee-ripes.
 The Reznor/Skywalker Connection
Horticulture.
Learn More About Matt
Get it on!
Matt and Kate's Wedding Album
Lay down the boogie, White girl.
 Matt's Worldly Wisdom
I'll take a large slice of Kate with that, thank you.
 The Scathing Wit of Nicolai Reshetikhin
And some Laetitia Casta to boot.
Mr. Myron
Kate
 How to Date Matt
will
 FA-Q!
be
Meet David Prowse
mine!
Matt's Aliases
Oh, yes.
The Jennifer Zook Tribute Page
I like toast.
Sign/View Matt's Guestbook!
She will be mine.
Matt's Marvelous Links.
Pizza.
 Email Matt. He's lonely.