JIM'S WEBSITE... THE JACKASS VERSION

  You've arrived at this stupified version of my page because you are somehow not equipped to view my real page. Make sure the following are true.

1.   You are running a javascript capable browser with javascript enabled.
2.   Your monitor resolution is set to at least 600 x 800.
3.   Your browser is capable of displaying frames. If it isn't, download the latest version of Netscape immediately. You should have done that already anyway. Netscape

It was my original intention to display an alternate page that was fully functional. But I didn't spend all that time on this thing for nothing. So, please make the necessary adjustments and reload this page. If you enable javascript you may need to restart your browser