Fecalicious: hi, I'm Trent Feca
Fecalicious: found you on "find a buddy"
Godslilgirlie: cool :O)
Fecalicious: so you're saying you're a female Jesus, eh?
Fecalicious: god's little girl?
Fecalicious: sweet@
Fecalicious: !
Godslilgirlie: hehe :O)
Godslilgirlie: thank you
Fecalicious: guess in a couple years you're gonna go public and then get denounced and crucified?
Fecalicious: that should be fun
Godslilgirlie: im not jesus :O)
Fecalicious: I know, but your name says you're the next Jesus
Fecalicious: if you're God's child
Fecalicious: what's your name? ooh, wait, let me guess
Fecalicious: is it Mary?
Fecalicious: I'm just playing... Jesus rules
Fecalicious: He's my best friend
Godslilgirlie: ok...i was about to bust out some scripture on you
Godslilgirlie: :O)
Fecalicious: ah, you were?
Fecalicious: let me hear it... we could test our scripture knowledge!
Fecalicious: this should be fun
Fecalicious: you go firs
Fecalicious: t
Godslilgirlie: okie dokie
Fecalicious: ?
Fecalicious: typing?
Godslilgirlie: 14.For all
who are led by the Spirit of God are children of God.
15.So you should not be like cowering, fearful slaves. You should behave
instead like God's very own children, adopted into his family calling him
"Father, dear Father."
16 For his Holy Spirit speaks to us deep in our hearts and tells us that we are
God's children.
-Romans 8:14-16
Fecalicious: And when Jesus was baptized, he went up immediately from the water, and behold, the heavens were opened and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and alighting on him
Fecalicious: Matthew 3:16
Fecalicious: very good
Fecalicious: what lesson does your passage teach?
Godslilgirlie: that the reason why my name is Godslilgirlie is cause i am his child....that doesnt mean that i am Jesus
Fecalicious: awesome... I'm my parents' child myself
Fecalicious: but I know what you mean :-)
Godslilgirlie: hehe!
Fecalicious: what's your favorite passage?
Godslilgirlie: Whether we
are high above the sky or in the deepest ocean, nothing in all creation will
ever be able to separate us from the love of God that is revealed in Christ
Jesus our Lord.
-Romans 8:39
Fecalicious: sweet
Fecalicious: here's mine
Fecalicious: Wisdom is better than weapons of war, but one sinner destroys much good.
Fecalicious: Ecclesiates 9:18
Godslilgirlie: cool
Godslilgirlie: a/s/l?
Fecalicious: 22/no, sex is evil/Mobile, AL
Fecalicious: I love the Bible Belt!
Fecalicious: it's so fun
Fecalicious: nothing but Christians in my neighborhood
Godslilgirlie: sex isnt evil......its ok when youre married
Godslilgirlie: ah yes...the christian bubble
Fecalicious: yes, I was referring to premarital, a.k.a. "damned" sex
Godslilgirlie: ok...
Fecalicious: where are you from?
Godslilgirlie: Chesterfield, Va
Fecalicious: I've been to VA... my aunt and uncle live in Berryville
Fecalicious: where's Chesterfield?
Godslilgirlie: never heard of it
Fecalicious: it's near Winchester
Godslilgirlie: near richmond
Fecalicious: nice
Godslilgirlie: yuppers
Fecalicious: let's keep playing the Scriptures Game
Fecalicious: whose turn is it?
Godslilgirlie: ok one more cause im kinda doing homework
Godslilgirlie: mine!
Fecalicious: yay!
Godslilgirlie: okie dokie
Godslilgirlie: whats the category?
Fecalicious: I dunno, just do your favorites
Godslilgirlie: okie dokie
Godslilgirlie: I am holding
you by your right hand – I, the LORD your God. And I say to you, 'Do not be
afraid. I am here to help you.
-Isaiah 41:13
Fecalicious: ok, here's my favorite
Fecalicious: I found it doing some extensive Bible research at the Vatican this summer for my Bible study class
Fecalicious: it's a very rare passage
Fecalicious: And into Cherry Mary's swollen vaginal folds God did spew his Holy Semen, and nine Holy Months later did Jesus pop from the mucus-filled uterus of Mary and splorted unto the Hay in the Filthy Stable, and there was much rejoicing. - Job 34:14 (director's cut)
Fecalicious: they even had illustrations
Godslilgirlie: thats really disgusting
Fecalicious: I think the Church hid it on purpose due to its graphic content... but that's what happened
Fecalicious: I swear to God, I read it
Fecalicious: sure, it was in a magazine inside the bible I was reading at the time
Fecalicious: and I was naked
Fecalicious: naked and fondling myself
Fecalicious: I would love to get a piece of Mary, lemme tell ya!
Godslilgirlie: ok then why did you just say you think sex is evil?
Fecalicious: well, human sex is evil, but sex with God and/or His angels is pure and holy
Fecalicious: and since Mary was the Chosen one, it would be totally acceptable to put it in her
Godslilgirlie: God doesnt have sex with humans
Fecalicious: but isn't that how Jesus was born?
Fecalicious: he knocked up Mary... duh
Godslilgirlie: this is blasphemy, you better be careful what you say
Fecalicious: why? I read it in the Bible, I swear
Fecalicious: anything in the Bible can't be wrong
Fecalicious: I tried to share that passage with my priest, Father Edmund, but he threw me out of his chambers
Godslilgirlie: you just swore to God...do you know how serious that is?
Fecalicious: oh yeah, my bad
Fecalicious: I'm Catholic, so all I hafta do is go to confession and it's all good
Fecalicious: Fuck shit tits!
Fecalicious: ... I'm sorry :-(
Fecalicious: apology forgives all
Fecalicious: thanks, Catholicism!™
Godslilgirlie: actaully you cant confess you sins to a man you have to ask God
Fecalicious: I do ask God
Fecalicious: when I lie in bed at night
Fecalicious: but according to Catholicism, priests have one-way communication with God
Fecalicious: Translators, if you will
Godslilgirlie: no you have a connection to God just like a priest or anyone else who believe is Jesus
Fecalicious: what about those who never had a chance to believe in Jesus? hehe, suckers
Fecalicious: they go to hell through no choice of their own... that's so awesome
Fecalicious: sounds so fair and Godlike
Godslilgirlie: actually God doesnt send people to Hell, people send themselves to Hell
Fecalicious: sweet! so all I have to do is send myself to Heaven!
Fecalicious: I'll make sure to FedEx myself
Godslilgirlie: no
Fecalicious: oh, do you have to apply to heaven, like college?
Godslilgirlie: you have to be saved
Fecalicious: shit, I'd better start on my essay
Godslilgirlie: no
Fecalicious: no?
Fecalicious: I'm confused
Fecalicious: I thought Catholicism had prepared me well for the Real World
Godslilgirlie: you have to confess that you are a sinner to God and ask forgiveness and repent
Fecalicious: it's not that hard... pray, kneel, grovel, stand, pray, wish each other peace, eat some bread, kneel, pray, leave
Fecalicious: yeah, that's what Catholicism's all about
Fecalicious: we're all horrible sinners, even newborn babies
Fecalicious: and those who aren't baptized go to HELLLLL
Godslilgirlie: not true
Fecalicious: but all you hafta do is say sorry and you're golden
Godslilgirlie: babies go to heaven
Fecalicious: even... Muslim babies?
Godslilgirlie: can i ask you a question?
Godslilgirlie: yes
Fecalicious: sure, I have an open mind and a giving heart
Fecalicious: I won't judge you
Godslilgirlie: do you know where your going when you die...do you know how serious it really is? you can joke around all you want to but one day youre gonna have to stand in front of God and give an account for everything youve ever done here on earth.
Fecalicious: first of all, it's spelled 'you're'
Fecalicious: not 'your'
Godslilgirlie: it doesnt matter
Fecalicious: and second of all, yes... I was totally fuckin with you, and trying to prove the point that while Christianity has its good points, the bottom line is it was all screwed up by mankind's interpretation
Fecalicious: I believe Jesus existed
Fecalicious: and I follow his teachings
Fecalicious: the Golden Rule
Godslilgirlie: he lives today
Fecalicious: and I don't think it matters whether or not you think there's a "heaven"
Fecalicious: that's so hypocritical... "only be good to others so you can go to heaven"
Godslilgirlie: thats not true
Fecalicious: be good to each other in this life because it's the right thing to do, and it feels good to help others, and it's beneficial to society
Godslilgirlie: you have to repent and make Jesus your savior...there is no other way
Fecalicious: ohh, my but aren't you closed-minded
Fecalicious: thousands upon thousands of years went by before Jesus was born
Fecalicious: God works in mysterious ways, and he's certainly not going to just send some guy down to correct everything
Fecalicious: Jesus had some wise words... words to live by
Godslilgirlie: yes, and the law was their way of being saved before christ died
Fecalicious: and it doesn't matter what faith you are... God loves all his children
Fecalicious: I fucking hate how you Christians think you're the only ones who are right, after millions of years of the rise and fall of thousands of human societies and civilizations, all with their own interpretations and beliefs, none of which are more right than the other
Godslilgirlie: yes he does...but we have to recieve him for ourselves...if God just forced himself on us he would be doing the right thing
Fecalicious: it is so ignorant to just assume your beliefs are the only right ones
Fecalicious: all the propaganda and the threatening with hell and being damned and eternal damnation
Fecalicious: millions upon millions of people lived and died before Jesus was supposedly born
Fecalicious: many men had many wise words
Godslilgirlie: im sorry but i have to go
Fecalicious: we're a thin film of life on a tiny sphere floating in the vastness, and no human knows what happens when we die, and no one will ever know until they die, so it's impossible to say who's right
Fecalicious: wake the hell up
Fecalicious: be a good person
Fecalicious: regardless of whether you believe Jesus was the son of God, it's what he had to say that was important
Fecalicious: live it not because you want to "live forever" but because you want to live this life
Godslilgirlie: But he still speaks
Fecalicious: because this is the only life we're sure of
Fecalicious: so enjoy it, and let others enjoy it
Fecalicious: this life is what matters
Godslilgirlie: i do enjoy life....Christ gives me a reason to wanna wake up in the morning
Fecalicious: think about it... youth is so easily corrupted by propaganda
Fecalicious: live your life to the fullest, and treat others the way you want to be treated
Fecalicious: that's what God wants
Godslilgirlie: I do
Fecalicious: and it's that simple... religion is man's failed attempt to understand the unfathomable
Fecalicious: ok then
Godslilgirlie: i have to go
Fecalicious: ok, buh bye
Godslilgirlie: see ya!
Fecalicious: toodles!
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