My Sister Pooh
She is my little cyst


My sister Pooh is quite the girl. Her real name is Mary. She is quite the girl.

Sometimes, when Pooh has just brushed her teeth she will say

Ooh, that's nice, minty goodness.

When Pooh is late for work she will say

Okay, Jo, I'm on my way. McStinking heck!

When a person disgusts her she says

You are one big Ew situation.

When someone scares her she has been found saying

Ooh, you scared me.

When she hears a dial tone she will sometimes start singing

I need your arms around me, I need to feel your touch....
Cake--Never There

When she just wants to get away from it all she will say

I want to go home.

Any negative circumstance may cause her to burst out the word

Vomit.

When she is an old lady you will probably hear her say such things as

See I told you I'd wind up the old witch lady that all the kids would dare each other to go to my house.

When she has done something gooberish she will say

je suis un goob.
translated:I am a goob

Sometimes she says things to inspire people like

Way to go, (insert name here), way to go!!!

Other times she says things that are depressing like

Your cat died. Sorry.

Sometimes she says mean things, such as

ha, ha, you're dumb.

Then sometimes she will say something extremely happy like

I'm happy. I'm happy, happy, schmappy!!!!

Sometimes when pooh feels like greeting people she says

hello there, first-name last-name, hello!!

Then when she is angry she will proclaim something along the line of

Darn it all! (or) Stinking Heck!

Most of the time she seems to feel sarcastic, and on those occasions she will make such remarks as

(Quote unatainable. Sarcastic remarks only fit into certain situations. This is not one of them.)

Once when called a tattle-tale Pooh responded by saying

I'm telling!

When she is introducing herself she says

Hello, my name is Mary, people like to call me Mary.

When she is tired, she says things like

Leave me alone. I just want to sleep.

Oh, yes, that Pooh is quite the girl!


Faster then a speeding plugboy... Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No!! It's Poohhead!!!!! home