"Look Out, It's...."
 Blue Balls
-An Automotive Mascot-
Blue Balls


Blue Balls And Owner
A common sight around St.Andrews, NB Canada and the college of NBCC St.Andrews, is a car named "Blue Balls". This unique offspring of the auto industry makes it's rounds on Thursday Party Time.
Though this automobile appears kind and cute, it's been known to viciously run over elderly people and small pets.



Inside Blue Balls
 Specifications:
 1978 Ford Mustang
Owner: Mark Magee
Engine: V6 Automatic
Top Speed: not very fast- 0-50 in 3 days.
Fuel: Gasoline and beer, super charged with whiskey.
Interior: Wood paneling with scent of stale cigarettes.
Features: 8 track deck, beer keg, 9mm pistol, dog named "Cosmo"



Front
Front-End


Back
Ass-End


Brief History:
Manufactured in Michigan
Used in bank robbery in Toronto in 1981
Floated aross English Channel in 1984
Drove into the Great Wall of China, 1986
Complete the Paris-South African Race in 1987(seven months)
Arrived in Canada in 1989
Used in smuggling drug across Canada-US border, 1989-1992
Purchased by local prostitution ring 1993-1997
Seized by Police 1997-1998
Purchased by present owner, cost of $3.77


"Blue Balls" is a trademark of Mark Magee Enterprises
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