AXL for President 2004

My answer is Axl Rose!. Point is....I think he is just as, or even more compatent as the other two guys running and I like him. (I think he needs a job too). He is opinionated, likes to talk shit about everyone and hasnt released and album in eight years. I think he needs to come out of the wood work. He turned 42 this year so this should make him eligable right?