Hello everyone, as you can see I am THE GOAT. It is very hard to be a goat. My master keeps me chained to the truck all day. He has me on a 3 foot rope. I would like to beet that cock sucker. That is all I have to say right now so I think I am going to watch my nuts for a while, bye.

A grand total of People have come to see me on the truck !!!

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Here me as recorded on "What the Hell Happened to Me"
My Favorite Song (Ode To My Car) Sounds Like Me huh
F**K Me in the goat @$$

I've got F**KING no dukes oldman
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Nirvana Midi Page- call me pathetic and I ram you up the ass.
The official Adam Sandler webpage- my creator should be rewarded

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First of all don't go getting mad at me for making this page. This is not a religion. I is not a cult. I have done absolutly nothing wrong, and if somehow I have please tell me. Click to Email. I am sorry if I have insulted anyone this page is completely in jest. Thank you to all those people who made this page possible.

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