There is one thing I love more than pie: movies.
I have been watching movies most of my life.
This is a natural progression for me.
From complainging my friends
about bad movies to
writing about
them.
My method of Movie Ranking is quite different. Dissatisfied with
the thumbs and the stars, I decided to make my own system based upon something
I know a bit about: beer. Basically, I rate movies based upon how
many beers one must drink to enjoy the film. In this case, the more
beers there, the worse the movie. In the review, I have categories
that are also based upon beers, with number of beers one must drink to
enjoy certain aspects of the film. Here is a basic key to my system:
= you probably
don't need any alcohol to enjoy this movie. The highest rating possible.(Excellent)

=you'll
need a good buzz, but it has potential.(Good)


=you
need more than a buzz to like it. Tipsy is more like it.(OK)



=if
you ain't dropping your beer, you ain't liking the flick (Poor)
=you're gonna
need it all, baby (spend your $7 on beer instead)
Recent Movies
Air
Force One Harry Ford in another Die Hard movie.
General rating: 

MiB one of the best
movies of the summer. General rating:
Contact
the best sci-fi movie in ten years. General rating:
The
Fifth Element not a bad entry from the french.
General rating:
The Star Trek Movies I'm
a geek, but I ain't no Trekkie General Rating: 
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1997
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