Jeb's Film Reviews
There is one thing I love more than pie: movies.
I have been watching movies most of my life.
This is a natural progression for me.
From complainging my friends
about bad movies to
writing about
them.


My method of Movie Ranking is quite different.  Dissatisfied with the thumbs and the stars, I decided to make my own system based upon something I know a bit about: beer.  Basically, I rate movies based upon how many beers one must drink to enjoy the film.  In this case, the more beers there, the worse the movie.  In the review, I have categories that are also based upon beers, with number of beers one must drink to enjoy certain aspects of the film.  Here is a basic key to my system:
= you probably don't need any alcohol to enjoy this movie.  The highest rating possible.(Excellent)
=you'll need a good buzz, but it has potential.(Good)
=you need more than a buzz to like it.  Tipsy is more like it.(OK)
=if you ain't dropping your beer, you ain't liking the flick (Poor)
=you're gonna need it all, baby (spend your $7 on beer instead)

Recent Movies
 Air Force One Harry Ford in another Die Hard movie.  General rating: 
 MiB one of the best movies of the summer.  General rating:
 Contact the best sci-fi movie in ten years.  General rating:
 The Fifth Element not a bad entry from the french.  General rating:
 The Star Trek Movies I'm a geek, but I ain't no Trekkie  General Rating: 
 


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