Here's a Britney Spears clip that's mildly entertaining. At a concert in Brazil her stage mike was left on when she went backstage. It was on for more than a minute before they figured out what was up. These startling words were uttered live and broadcast to the entire audience: Oops! I left my mike on

Here's me after an incident with a piece of plywood: ouch

A dork double shot

Here's me at my second 29th birthday 1   2

Best way to eat these is half baked.