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Mackey Sasser beholds one of the saddest stories ever weaved on a baseball diamond. He had the potential to be one of the all-time greats of the game. He had the so-called "five tools": he could hit, hit for power, run, throw, and field. Unfortunately, his free-spirit and rebellious nature rubbed the powers that be the wrong way, and in 1992 Mackey punched Commissioner Fay Vincent, and was blackmailed from the majors. This site is begging you to act on a grave injustice, and cast a write-in vote for Mackey as a catcher on baseball's all-time team. Vote simply by clicking on Mackey's picture to your left. Thank you in advance |
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Chicken Lovers of the World Unite!!! |
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Welcome to the Internet home of the Forza Italia-Kentucky Fried Chicken Coalition. FI-KFC for short, the Coalition was formed in 1877 by Giuseppe Novellino and Vince Vaffunculo. These two long-forgotten Italian immigrants worked on Colonel Sanders' potato plantation, and were the true innovators of fried chicken
cooking. Novellino and Vaffunculo were the ones to write the chicken recipes enjoyed by millions of fast food workers to this day. They attempted to open their own fried-chicken ristorante, but were quashed by the not-so-benevolent Colonel. They formed the Coalition in hopes of bringing attention to their plight. Today, the FI-KFC lives on as a simple group of fried chicken lovers, Italian or otherwise. The Coalition is always looking to recruit new blood, and membership is FREE. Simply e-mail president John Cafabi (LaParka919@yahoo.com) or send a letter to PO Box 1008-St Bonaventure, NY 14778 |
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Hear what these Coalition members had to say... |
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If only the umps knew the real secret to my success-popcorn chicken grease!!!-New York Mets pitcher John Franco |
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"The feds may be able to steal my freedom, but they'll never stop me from eating KFC"-oppressed Italian Mr. John Gotti |
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?"What am I, some kind of clown, just 'cause I like my value meal? Does the way I eat make you laugh? Heh?"-thespian Joe Pesci |
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If you can't ell I love a good KFC meal, you're senses have been dulled by my magnificent singing"-cantor legend Luciano Pavarotti |
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My career was going in circles until I discovered the magic of the Colonel"-star football player Vinny Testaverde |
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TTo keep the Italain people happy all I have to do is ensure that the chicken joints open on time"-former Italian leader Benny Mussolini |
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Non-Italians Love Fried Chicken Too... |
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"C'MON BABY!!" If you don't eat KFC mashed potatoes by the bowlful you're not a true Jerichoholic"-Paragon of Virtue Chris Jericho |
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"What's wrong with beautiful lesbian tennis players eating fried chicken?"-Martina Hingis & Anna Kournikova |
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"Even a flaming homosexual such as myself can enjoy a nice, greasy fried chicken meal"-Dave Matthews |
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Coalition links... |
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people have eaten a #5 value meal in the last hour |
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