Well, to be exact, that was just before I decided to change the contents of this page to something more down to earth-everyday-"this is my homepage" type of thing, since when I have been getting on average of 3 hits per year, strangely coinciding with my accessing the page when updating it. So, it is not a commercial lie if I were to say to you:
since you are probably the only person accessing it, this side of the millenium.
Just to make certain I have kept up with the flow, I have been using some elementary basic JavaScript stuff in some of the pages. Being the ideal Software Analyst and Designer that I am, I made certain that if you are using Internet Explorer you get only the Netscape-only tuned pages, and vice-versa. This way all major browser providers will be happy, and you won't get to see much of this page, thus you can give up, and use the time normally spent in net-surfing in walking the dog in a nice park, meeting old friends in a relaxed pub, writing snail letters to long-lost relatives, running the marathon, helping the homeless, parading for world-wide peace, giving all your money to the poor, donating your house to the "Help Pregnant Tibetan Lamas" Foundation and retreating to a tiny rock somewhere in the Easter Islands, meditating in order to achieve spiritual perfection. There, I am glad to do my bit in helping the world be a better place and making people happy. 'Cause, have you ever actually thought about how many people wish you had retreated to a tiny rock in the Easter Islands? No? Really? Thought so...! Well, quite a few is my guess.
Anyway, enough about you, this page is about me .