THE HORSE AND THE RABBIT


A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls
into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get the 
farmer to pull him to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm, but the farmer 
can't be found. He drives the farmer's Porsche back to the mud hole and 
ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the 
rope to his sinking friend, the horse, and drives the car foward saving 
him from sinking! A few days later, the ra bbit and the horse were playing 
in the meadow again and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled 
to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I 
think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of
the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the rabbit 
did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like 
a horse, you don't need a Prosche.
THE HORSE AND THE RABBIT

THE END
