Two little old ladies

  Here is this guy who rally takes care of his body. He lifts
weights and jogs five miles every day.
  One morning he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He
notices that he is really sun tanned all over except his penis
and he decides to do something about it.
  He goes to the beach, strips completely and buries himself in
the sand except for his penis sticking up out of the sand.
  Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one
looks down and says, "There's no justice in this world."
  The other old lady says, "What do you mean?"
  The first lady says, "Look at that!"
  "When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it ...
  When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it ...
  When I was 30, I enjoyed it ...
  When I was 40, I asked for it ...
  When I was 50, I paid for it ...
  When I was 60, I prayed for it ...
  When I was 70, I forgot about it ...
  And now that I am 80, the damn things are growing wild!"