I will take over the world and make all of you my slaves

My name is John Ciliberti, a name that you shall soon know very well. Why? Because you and your whole family shall all be my servants. The whole world shall bow before me as king, dictator, lord, pharos Ect. Ect. Ect……
I plan to take over the world and know one can stop me!.
How? ,You may ask. I have a three fold plan for world domination:

  1. Religion.

    If you are tired of Christianity and are searching for a more fashionable spiritial divertissement, you may want to check out my religion page.
    The First Church of Sammy Davis



  2. Hate
    To use as a vehicle on the road to world domination, I've started my own Hate organization. Unlike most of the hate organizations that you will find on the web, my organization H.A.D (Haters Against Discrimination), is non-biased. We base our theology on misanthropy instead of racism. We are proud to be the world's first politically correct Hate group.


  3. Language
    Once I take over the world I will force everyone to speak I single english dialect calledpiazonics. It is the same lauguage already spoken by thousands of Italian Americans in the vicinity of Newark, NJ.See Thepiazonics page for details.
Sammy Davis Jr and Dean Martin

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