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aer Lingus - Cunning Lingus Aermediterranea - Aermediterroranea Aeroflot - Aeroflop Aero Virgin Airlines - Aero burnin' Airlines AA (Aerolineas Argentinas, or Air Afrique or Algerie, or Alaska or American or Ansett or Atlantis or Austrian Airlines) - Abort! Abort! Aeromexico - Aerowrecksico Aero Peru - Aero P.U. Air America - Scare Air Air BC - Air Burn & Crash AirCal - AirCrawl AirCal - Airkill AirCal - Scare Cal Air Cambodia - Air forbodia Air Canada - Air Can't...uh...duh... ACI - Always Crashing In flames Air Ecosse - Air costs Air Europe - Air you're down Air Florida - Air Florideath Air France - Air chance Air Gabon - Air Go down Air Illinois - Air what's that noise? Air Illinois - Scare Illinois AI (Air India or Air Inter) - Allah Informed Air Jamaica - Air Jerks kill ya Air Lanka - Air clunker Air Malta - Air Melt ya Air Mauritius - Air Murderous Air Micronesia - Air Microscopic Air Midwest - Air Mudwest (or The Mudliners) Air New England - Scare No Engines Air New York - Air New jerk Air New Zealand - Air No wheels land Air Of Vermont - Air Of Vomit Air Pacific - Air Pacifwreck Air Tanzania - Scare Tanzania Air UK - Air yuck Air Vietnam - Nuoc Mam (rotten fish sauce) Airlines Air West - Air Worst Air Wisconsin - 'ere We're crashin' Air Zaire - Air scare Air Zimbabwe - Air Zimbobsled Alaska Coastal-Ellis - I'll ask a ghost to tell us Alia - Always Late In Arrival Alitalia - Always Late ITALIAns Allegheny Airlines - Agony Airlines Allegheny - Allemaybe Allegheny - Alligator Allegheny Commuter - Agonizing Computer All Nippon Airways - All fall down Airways Aloha Airlines - All over Airlines Altair Airlines - All scare Airlines Alyemda - Airborne Lunatic YEMenites Destroying Airplanes America West - America's Worst ATA - Americans Take Alternatives Apache - Arizona Planes Always Crash Horribly & Explode APSA - Angry Peruvians Smashing Airplanes Ariana - Afghans Really Into Always Neglecting Airplanes Arrow Air - Error Air Arrow Air - Harrowing Scare Aspen Airways - Crashpen Airways ATI - Alternative: Take Iberia Aviaco - Airplanes Violently In Awful Crashes Often Avianca - Awful anca Aviogenex - Aviogen wrecksB
Bahamasair - By llamas air Balair - Fallair Balkan Bulgarian - Broken Bulgarian Bangladesh Biman - Bangladeath flamin' Bar Harbor Airlines - Bar Hopper Airlines Bar Harbor - Scar Harbor Bonanza Air Lines - Banana Air Lines Bonanza - Banzai Braathens SAFE - Braathens UNSAFE Braniff Airlines - Brainless Airlines Braniff - Brand-F Braniff - Rainbow or Chiclet Airlines Braniff's green 747 = Super Pickle Braniff's orange 747 = The Great Pumpkin Britannia Airways - Shit on ya Airways British Air Ferries - British scare Ferries British Airtours - British scaretours British Airways - Shitish Airways British Caledonian - Shitish Caledonian BMA - British Mangling Airplanes BOAC - Bail Out And Crash BOAC - Better On A Camel BOAC - British Overseas Air Catastrophes BWIA - Bound to Wait In the Airport BWIA - But Will It Arrive Britt Airways - Shitt (or "If you don't give a shit, go by Britt!") Brockway Air - Shockway Air Brymon Airways - Die mon AirwaysC
CAAC - China Airlines Always Canceled CAAC - China Airlines Always Crashes Cameroon Airlines - Become marooned Airlines Cameroon - No room Capital Airlines - Crap it all Airlines Cargolux - Cargosucks Cascade Airways - Crashcade Airways Cathay Pacific - Crash in Pacific CCAir - Crash & Catastrophe Air Central Airlines - Bentral Airlines CSA - Czechs Smashing Airplanes China Airlines - China scarelines CAT - Crashes After Takeoff Cochise Airlines - No peace Airlines Comair - Kamikaze Air Command Airways - Commando Airways Conair - Conned air Condor Flugdienst - Condor Flugdeath Continental Air Lines - The Proud Bird with the Brass Ass Cordova Airlines - Cart over Airlines CP Air - Crashing Planes Air Crossair - Crashair Cruzeiro do Sul - Crasheiro do Sul Cubana - Cuburn ya Cyprus Airways - Try a bus AirwaysD
Dan-Air - Damn-Air Delta Air Lines - Deltoid (The Chicken Flight) Air Lines Delta - Do Every Little Thing Awkwardly Delta - Melt ya Delta -Don't even leave the airport DLT - Dis ist your Last Trip (pronounce with German accent) DLT - DoLTE
Eastern Air Lines - Eastburn Air Lines Eastern - Every Airplane Seems To Explode & wReck Normally Eastern - The Wings of Death EastWest Airlines - LeastWorst Airlines Ecuatoriana - Wreckuatoriana Egypt Air - Gypped Air El Al - EverLasting Always Late El Al - Every Landing Always Late Empire Airlines - Impure Airlines Ethiopian Airlines - Fallopian Airlines Europe Aero Service - You're down Aero ServiceF
Faucett - Aw shit Fed Ex - Fed up Finnair - Finished air Florence Airlines - Flatulence Airlines Flying Tigers - Frying Tigers Frontier Airlines - Front in rear AirlinesG
Garuda Indonesian - Gruesome (pronounce Gah-ROO-sum) Indonesian Ghana Airways - Gone Airways Great Plains Airlines - Flaming Planes Airlines Gulf Air - Gulp AirH
Hapag-Lloyd - Hapag-destroyed Hawaiian Airlines - Why are we on Airlines Henson - Horrible Engines Never Seem to Operate Normally Hughes Aircraft - Huge Air crash Hughes Airwest - Flying banana (yellow DC-9s) Hughes Airwest - Hughes AirworstI
Iberia - I'll bury ya Icelandair - Icelandscare Indian Airlines - Indian scarelines Inex Adria - I wrecks Adria Interflug - Inter puke Intermountain - Into the mountain Iran Air - I ran here Iraqi Airways - I wrecked it AirwaysJ
Japan Air Lines - Crap on Air Lines JAT - Jets Always Tumbling Jetstream Airlines - Jetscream AirlinesiK
Kenya Airways - Can't ya Airways? KLM Royal Dutch - KLM Royal Ditch Korean Air Lines - Careenin' Air Lines Kuwait Airways - You wait AirwaysL
Lake Central Airlines - Shake Central Airlines Laker - Shaker LAN-Chile - Lots of Airplanes Non-functioning in Chile LAA - Libyan Airborne Accidents Linjeflyg - When we die Loftledir - Lostledir Long Island Airlines - Long die land Airlines LOT - Leave On a Train LOT - Look Out, Tower! LTU - Landings Total Us Lufthansa - Luftwaffe Luxair - Sucks airM
Maersk - Many Airplanes Explode; Riders Smashed & Killed MAS - Malaysian Airplane Smashers Malev - Many Airplanes Leave; Everyone Vomits Mall Airways - Sprawl Airways Martinair - Fartin' air Mexicana - Wrecksicana Middle East Airlines - Muddle East Airlines Midway Airlines - Mayday Airlines Midway - Midair Midwest Express - Midwest Distress Minerve - My nerves! Mohawk Airlines - Schmohawk Airlines Mohawk - Slow hawk Monarch Airlines - Bomb ark AirlinesN
National Airlines - Crash 'em all Airlines National - Smashional New York Air - No Air Nigeria Airways - Die geria Airways NLM - Numerous Landing Malfunctions NorOntair - Not in air North Central Airlines - The Blue Goose (logo) Northeast Airlines - North least Airlines NCA - Notify Coast guard, Alas NCA - Numerous Catastrophes when Airborne Northwest Orient - Northwest Disorient Northwest - NorthworstO
Olympic - Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash Orion Airways - Cryin' Airways Otter Air - Slaughter Air ONA - Often Never Arrives Ozark Air Lines - "krazO" spelled backwards Ozark - Noah's ark Ozark - Oh jerk Ozark - SlowzarkP
PAL (Pacific or Philippine Air Lines) - Plane Always Late PNA - Planes Never Airborne PSA - People Scattered About PSA - People Scattered All over PSA - Perennially Slow Airlines PSA - Piece of Shit Airlines PSA - (pronounced "pissah") PSA - Please Send Ambulances PSA - Please Stay Airborne PSA - the cattle car PWA - Please Wait Awhile PIA - Please Inform Allah Pan Am - PAinful, Nauseating And Miserable Pan Am - Pan slam Pan Am - Passengers Always Neglected At Mealtimes Pan Am - Probably Another Night At the Moon People Express - Cattle Express People Express - Feeble Express People Express - People Compress People Express - People Depress People Express - People Distress People Express - PEOPLES' EXPRESS (pronounce in a revolutionary tone) People Express - Red Army Express People Express - Aeroflot People Express - the bus Piedmont Airlines - Peed m' pants Airlines Piedmont - Piedmonster Pilgrim Airlines - Kill grim Airlines Pilgrim - Planes Inspected Lazily by Grass-smoking, Really Incompetent Mechanics Precision Airlines - Incision Airlines PBA - Planes Broken All overQ
Qantas - Quit Always Neglecting The Airplane, Stupid - Quite A Nice Trip - Any Survivours?R
Ransome Airlines - (this airline doesn't NEED a nickname) Reeve Aileutian - Real confusion Republic Air Lines - Repugnant Air Lines Rocky Mountain Airways - Bloody Fountain Airways Rocky Mountain Airways - Rocky Mountain Scareways Royal Air Maroc - Royal Air ShockS
SABENA - Such A Bloody Experience Never Again SAHSA - Stay At Home, Stay Alive Saudia - Slaughteria SAS - SOS SWA - Should We Abort? SMB - Should've landed in Missouri, not Brazil Singapore Airlines - Sing no more Airlines Singapore - Sling 'n pore Skyways - Die ways SkyWest Airlines - SkyWorst Airlines Sobelair - Sober air (rarely) SAA - Skyborne Apartheid Always South Central Air - South Central Scare Southern Airways - South burn Airways Southwest Airlines - Southworst Airlines Spantax - Spandex Sterling Airways - Burning Airways Sudan Airways - Sue damn Airways Swissair - Pissair Syrian Air - Serious scareT
TAAG - Targeted by Anti-Aircraft Gunners TAAG - Troubled Airplanes Always Grounded TABA - Take A Bus Always TABA - Taxi Along Back Alleys TAP - Take A Propjet TAP - TAPs TAROM - Try to Avoid this Russian-Organized Mess Texas Air - Wrecks us Air Thai Airways - Cry Airways Time Air - Slime Air TOA - Take-Off Aborted TOA - Taxi Off Airstrip TOA - TOrA, TOrA, TOrA! Transamerica - Transamericrash TAA - Take Another Airline Transavia Holland - Can't save ya Holland Transbrazil - TransbraKill TCA (Trans Canada or Trans Caribbean Airlines) - Turboprops Crashing on Arrival TEA - Turbojets Exploding on Arrival Trans Mediterranean - Trans Mediterroranean TAT (Transcontinental Air Transport or Transport Aerien Transregional) - Take A Train TTA - Teeter-Totter Airways TTA - Tree Top Airways TWA - Take Weapons Aboard TWA - Teeny Weenie Airlines TWA - Terrorists Welcome Aboard TWA - Terrorists Will Attack TWA - The Worst Airline TWA - Thieves, Whores, & Alcoholics TWA - Thousands Wandering Aimlessly TWA - Travel With Amal TWA - Try Waiting Awhile TWA - Try Walking Across TWA - TWAt Tunis Air - Penis Air THY - Try Hijacking YourselfU
United Airlines - United Airlanes United - Untied US Air - Unfortunately, Still Allegheny In Reality US Air - U're (You're) Still Allegheny In Reality US Air - Useless Air US Air - US err US Air - US scare UTA - Under The AtlanticV
VARIG - Vomit At Regular Intervals Gracefully VASP - WASP VIASA - Vomit In A Sack Always Virgin Atlantic - Burn in AtlanticW
Wardair - Wart air WCA - We Crash A lot Western Air Lines - Worstern Air Lines Wien Alaska Airlines - Weird Alaska Airlines World Airways - Weird Airways Wright Airlines - Wrong AirlinesY
Yemenia - SemeniaZ
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