Me.

Yup, that's right. You've found me. Now what are you going to do? Personally, I would recommend running away screaming.

You're still here? Well, then I guess that's because you want to know more about me. You must be crazy. You're still reading? Okay, okay. Fine. Here are some ever-so-interesting facts about Eureka Lott:

• The first Eureka Lott was a Dralasite. If you're wondering what that means, well, that's just tough. (I should stop giving you such a hard time, shouldn't I?) It means that it was the name of my character in Star Frontiers. Anyone remember that game?

• The name Eureka Lott first appeared in print in the December 1989 issue of the Arc Lite. (Thanks, guys!)

• The most interesting place the name Eureka Lott has appeared is on the scoreboard of Yager Stadium at Miami University. (Thanks, Q, wherever you are!)

• The first incarnation of these pages went up in November 1996, and have been eliciting cries of pain ever since.