Welcome to my homepage! My name is "Erasure" and
I am a student at UCLA. I am majoring in Business Economics
with a minor in accounting and a specialization in computers.
This page is dedicated to providing interesting and entertaining
information for your enjoyment. Please check out my humor section
which is a compilation of funny forwards and emails. I also have some music links, some UCLA links,
some Asian Pop Stars links, etc.
Pet Shop Boys: Some of their old stuff. All are in
midi format.
Note: Before you play these, press stop on the
midi player to the left.
Andy Lau midi files: Add some sound to your homepage
by using one of these midi files. These are some of Andy's older hits.
Note: Before you play these, press stop on the
midi player to the left.
Namie Amuro is a very popular singer in Japan. Her album Sweet
19 Blues is one of her best. She is also the lead singer
for the Japanese group Supermonkeys. I currently only have room
for her Body Feels Exit sound clip. Please try it out but
be aware you need something that can play .mp2 audio files. For more
info on Namie Amuro, check out
Levi Scoggin's Namie Amuro Fan Page. It's a great site dedicated to Namie.
Note: Before you play these, press stop on the
midi player to the left.
Here's a little humor to keep you laughing
For the complete list, click on You know you're asian if...
1. Jam miniature marshmellows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time. 2. Use your Mastercard to pay for your Visa, and vice-versa. 3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on. 4. Make a list of things to do that you have already done. 5. When someone says "Have a nice day" tell them you have other plans. 6. Dance naked in front of your pets. 7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him/her to pre-school as if nothing wrong. 8. Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals. 9. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places. 10. Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives. 11. Tattoo "out for lunch" on your forehead. 12. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day. 13. Buy a subscription to "Sleazoid Weekly" and send it to your boss's husband/wife. 14. Pay your electric bill in 5 cent pieces. 15. Drive to work in reverse. 16. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like. 17. Tell your boss to "blow it out of your mule", and let him figure it out. 18. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg. 19. Polish your car with earwax. 20. Read the dictionary upsidedown and look for secret messages. 21. Start a nasty rumour and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you. 22. Braid the hairs in each nostril. 23. Write a short story with alphabet soup. 24. Stare at people through gaps of a fork and pretend they are in jail. 25. Make up a langauge up ask people for directions in it.
For 100 Ways to Piss Off Your Roommate, click on 100
Ways...
For Pickup lines that don't work, click on Pickup.
For Ways to know your're at an Asian party, click on Party.
?996 October 26
Last update: December 26, 1997