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Intelligence Report - The Neon Samurai
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Alias - The Neon Samurai True Name - CLASSIFIED Birthplace - Dayton, Ohio, United States of America Birthdate - February, 1978 Current Area of Operation - Columbus, Ohio Current Occupation - College Student DESCRIPTION - The Neon Samurai is renowned throughout the intelligence community for his quick wit and skills with foreign language. His main strength is his memory, and he is rumored to have several entire movies memorized verbatim. It is rumored that this capacity for memorizing such trivial things is indicative that he is able to remember anything he wishes to, including more sensitive or classified information. Recollection of this piece of information is vital when dealing with The Neon Samurai. He is also qualified with the M-9, the standard pistol of the United States military. A current student of The Ohio State University, he has been placed in a highly visible position with multiple opportunities to advance along the lines of creating advantageous situations for himself as well as his superiors in his eternal quest for world domintaion. The Neon Samurai has a weakness, however. He is very vulnerable when dealing with women. He is under the mistaken impression that if he treats a woman with dignity and respect, he will be responded to with the same respect. This kind of ignorance has been The Neon Samurai's tragic flaw, and must be exploited to the maximum amount possible if one intends to defeat this deadly weapon. No matter what happens, one must keep a vigilant eye on The Neon Samurai, for someday he will overcome this weakness, and when that day comes he will truly be a force to be dealt with. ![]()
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