Quote #1: Love isn't an Emotion. It's an irrevocable Decision. -Aaron Wilkinson- Quote #2: If you can't beat 'em, confuse 'em..... -Max and Me and the Time Machine- Quote #3: Life, in it's essence, is neither a song, journey, nor dream. Life.... Is a naked ride on a mad porcupine.-Aaron Wilkinson & Keith Riester- Quote #4: Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. -Oliver W. Holmes- Quote #5: ....Gain understanding, and afterwards we will speak -Job 8:2- Quote #6: Love is like a snowmobile speeding over the frozen tundra. Suddenly it flips over and pins you underneath. Then at night the ice weasels come.... -Niezche- ;^) Quote #7: My advice to you... is to move in with your in-laws. If there is not enough room for all of you, let the girl move out but you stay. That's my advice to you. And remember, you heard it here. -The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show- Quote #8: Da lit'l fella wit da bow and arrow has smitten me. I... am in love... -The Phil Harris-Alice Faye Show- Quote #9: I pray that this song I'm about to sing will not only speak to your heart, but that it will spiritually rip you limb from limb and lay you barren, naked, and writhing in conviction on the cold, dank, tile floor... Amen, God bless you. -Just before special music at church- |^) Quote #10: 'I see!' said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw. -?????- Quote #11: Woman to Winston Churchill: Sir, you are drunk! Churchill to Woman: Yes ma'am and you are ugly, but tomorrow, I shall be sober... Quote #12: If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? -?????- Quote #13: Suppose there were no intelligence behind the universe. In that case nobody designed my brain for the pupose of thinking. Thought is merely the by-product of some atoms within my skull. But if so, how can I trust my own thinking to be true? But if I can't trust my own thinking, of course, I can't trust the arguments leading to atheism, and therefore, have no reason to be an atheist, or anything else. Unless I believe in God, I can't believe in thought, so I can never use thought to disbelieve God. -C.S. Lewis- Quote #14: Where's the KABOOM? There was supposed to be an earth shattering KABOOM... -Marvin Martian- Quote #15: Truth is not discovered; it is revealed -Blackaby- Quote #16: Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two seperate words -- 'mank' and 'ind'. What do those two words mean? It's a mystery and that's why, so is mankind. -SNL- Quote #17: If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box?-?????- Quote #18: It never takes TRUE faith to believe in something you aren't allowed to question and only lazy men agree to it. However, it's also only a slacker who uses his questioning as an excuse to not believe in anything. -Aaron Wilkinson- Quote #19: You're life better back it (your words) up or you might as well shut up. -Thelma H. Gilbert- Quote #20: A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's -- she changes it oftener. -Oliver Herford- Quote #21: It's not how you pick your nose. It's where you put the booger. -Bumper Sticker- Quote #22: Always do what is right. It will gratify most of the people, and astound the rest. -Mark Twain- Quote #23: What more can the forces of evil do if someone they have killed does not stay dead? -Millard J. Erickson- Quote #24: Love isn't something you fall into or fall out of. It's something you nourish or kill. -Aaron Wilkinson- Quote #25: You cannot make men good by law: and without good men you cannot have a good society. -C.S. Lewis- Quote #26: If I throw a stick, will you go away? -?????- Quote #27: Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -Joe Theismann (commentator and former football player)- Quote #28: Kids: Can't live with 'em. Can't shoot 'em... - Grumpy Old Men- Quote #29: Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding verses the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway. -Mystery Science Theater 3000- Quote #29: I spoke to his wife. She said he was too weird to come to the phone right now and could I call back. -So Long and Thanks for all the Fish- Quote #30: When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes. -Erasmus- Quote # 31: Being a Christian isn't just a repeated 30-second prayer at some point in your life. Being a Christian is the daily act of submitting to Christ. It's an on going relationship, not a one time meeting. -There's A Carnival On 8th Street- Quote # 32: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -Groucho Marx- Quote # 33: When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack them in the head. -?????- Quote # 34: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. -Redd Foxx- Quote # 35: I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his bus. -?????- Quote # 36: Wait for the Lord; be strong and take heart and wait for the Lord. -Psalm 27:14- Quote #37: A beautiful nun is a tragic waste. -Les Misérables- Quote #38: ...FDDI may sometimes be used to connect directly to user workstations. There is danger that curious users may occasionally unplug the fiber connector and look directly into it to watch the bits go by at 100 Mbs. With a laser the curious user might end up with a hole in his retina. -Andrew S. Tanenbaum- Quote #40: We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true. -Robert Wilensky, University of California- Quote #41: The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. -?????- Quote #42: Well I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so... -Pinky and the Brain- Quote #43: It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.-?????- Quote #44: I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women. -The Princess Bride- Quote #45: Seek to know reality. He is often the cruelest and always the best of friends. Listen to what he whispers in your ear for contrary to popular belief, he is not of our own creation. -Aaron Wilkinson-