I'm Kelly Holmes (and no, I'm not related to Katie, Sherlock, or Oliver Wendell, and definitely not Johnnie). I'm a perpetual junior at good ol' UT in Austin, majoring in English. If you'd like to know more about me, click on the words on the Scrabble board. If you're not using Netscape, I'm sorry. And don't forget to listen to a song written & performed by my friends about George W. Bush!

Oh, and I'm starting a new site. Eventually, it will replace this one. But not yet. I'm still trying to come up with a nice way to include everything good from this site in the new one. Until then, drop by and let me know what you think.