Welcome to the Friends Zone -- My tribute to the NBC hit, Chandler Bing (my alter ego), and the infamous "Freebie List!"

Well, the Friends are no longer on the air -- but thanks to the DVD boxed sets, we can watch them ANY TIME WE WANT!
WOOHOOO!

If you want, please email me your photo and freebie list for inclusion on this site! [The rules are that you choose five definites and one alternate (#6 on the lists).] If you don't know what that is, you aren't a true Friends fan. What's mine you ask? Well...as you can plainly see, I've made some changes. I guess as we get older, we must put away our childhood fantasies in favor of newer ones. (Sorry Carrie Fisher!) :)

Here's my updated list:

They are now listed in the proper order (from left to right):
(1) Angelina Jolie (Wanted, Beowulf, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Gone in 60 Seconds, Gia, Pushing Tin, Playing By Heart, Taking Lives, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow & Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
(2) Jenna Fischer -(The Office [tv], The Women, Employee of the Month, Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Slither, Blades of Glory, The Brothers Solomon & The Promotion)
(3) Christina Applegate -(The Sweetest Thing, Sweet Charity [Tony Award winner - Musical], Everything is Going to be Just Fine, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Employee of the Month, Streets, Wonderland, Mars Attacks!, View From The Top, Surviving Christmas, Married with Children [tv], Samantha Who? [tv])
(4) Elizabeth Hurley (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Double Whammy, Bedazzled, Serving Sara, EdTV, & Passenger 57)
(5) Jessica Biel (7th Heaven [tv], Ulee's Gold, Summer Catch, The Rules of Attraction, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre [2003], Cellular, Stealth & Blade: Trinity)
(6) Diane Lane -(The Outsiders, Rumblefish, Streets of Fire, The Cotton Club, Indian Summer, My Dog Skip, The Perfect Storm, Murder at 1600, The Glass House, Hardball, Under the Tuscan Sun, Unfaithful, Untraceable & Must Love Dogs)

And now, for my "Classics" List:

(1) Jane Seymour - (Battlestar Galactica [1978 & tv], Somewhere In Time, Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman [tv], East of Eden, The Phantom of the Opera & The Scarlet Pimpernel)
(2) Vanessa Williams -Several terrific albums and these movies:(Future Sport, Eraser, Dance With Me, Hoodlum, Soul Food, Pick-Up Artist, The Odyssey [tv mini-series], Shaft [2000] & Johnsons' Family Vacation)
(3) Daniela Bianchi - (From Russia With Love & many other foreign films)
(4) Diana Rigg - (The Avengers [tv], Mystery! [tv], On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Julius Caesar & A Midsummer Night's Dream)
(5) Yvonne Craig - (Batman [tv], Gidget, In Like Flint & It Happened at the World's Fair)
(6) Ann-Margret - (Viva Las Vegas, Grumpy Old Men, Grumpier Old Men, Streetcar Named Desire, Tommy, Stagecoach, Bye Bye Birdie & Any Given Sunday)

In the interest of fair play, my wife, Laura, has revealed her freebies too::

(1) Edward Norton -(The Incredible Hulk, Primal Fear, Rounders, The Illusionist, The Italian Job, Fight Club, 25th Hour, Down in the Valley, Red Dragon, Death to Smoochy, The People vs. Larry Flynt, American History X)
(2) Paul Rudd -(Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Knocked Up, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, 40 Year-Old Virgin, I Love You Man, The Ten, Night at the Museum, P.S., Friends [tv])
(3) Ewan McGregor -(Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace, Moulin Rouge!, Down With Love, Trainspotting, Big Fish, Black Hawk Down, A Life Less Ordinary, Emma & Being Human)
(4) John Krasinski -(The Office [tv], Dreamgirls, Jarhead, License to Wed, Smiley Face, Leatherheads, Kinsey, State & Main)
(5) Stephen Colbert -(The Colbert Report [tv], The Daily Show [tv], Strangers With candy [tv])
(6) Luke Scott -Left-fielder for the Baltimore Orioles

Colorado resident Abigail Cox (perhaps my oldest friend EVER!) recently revised her choice cuts:

(1) Matt Damon -(Ocean's Twelve, Jersey Girl, EuroTrip, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, Dogma, Good Will Hunting, Saving Private Ryan, Rounders, Chasing Amy, Rainmaker, Courage Under Fire, School Ties & Project Greenlight [tv])
(2) Kevin Bacon -(In The Cut, Mystic River, Hollow Man, My Dog Skip, Stir of Echoes, Footloose, A River Wild, White Water Summer, A Few Good Men, JFK, Apollo 13, Picture Perfect, Sleepers, Tremors, Flatliners, Diner, etc...)
(3) Michael Vartan (Alias [tv], Monster-in-Law, One Hour Photo, Never Been Kissed, The Curve, The Pallbearer & To Wong Foo - Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar)
(4) Rob Thomas -Matchbox 20's albums are: - (Something to Be, Yourself or Someone Like You, Mad Season & More Than You Think You Are)
(5) Brad Pitt -(Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Ocean's Twelve, Troy, Ocean's Eleven, Spy Game, The Mexican, Snatch, Fight Club, Meet Joe Black, Seven Years in Tibet, The Devil's Own, Sleepers, Twelve Monkeys, Seven, Legends of the Fall, Kalifornia, Cool World, A River Runs Through It, Interview with a Vampire & Thelma and Louise)
(6) Matthew McConaughey -(Sahara, Dazed and Confused, Angels in the Outfield, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Reign of Fire, The Wedding Planner, U-571, EdTV, The Newton Boys, Amistad, Contact, A Time to Kill & My Boyfriend's Back)

Dundalk, Maryland's Tonia Janis reveals her list:

(1) Liam Neeson -(Batman Begins, Kingdom of Heaven, Love Actually, Gangs of New York, K-19: The Widomaker, The Haunting [1999], Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace, Les Miserables, Michael Collins, Rob Roy, Schindler's List & Darkman)
(2) John Hannah -(The Mummy Returns, The Hurricane, The Mummy, Sliding Doors & Four Weddings and a Funeral)
(3) Dave Matthews He has his own band! - their albums are: (Remember Two Things, Under the Table and Dreaming, Crash, Before These Crowded Streets, Everyday, Live at Luther College, Live at the Gorge, Some Devil & Stand-Up)
(4) Colin Firth -(Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason, Love Actually, What A Girl Wants, Bridget Jones' Diary, The Importance of Being Earnest, Shakespeare In Love, Fever Pitch [1997], The English Patient, Circle of Friends & Valmont)
(5) Brad Paisley -His albums are: (Mud On The Tires, Part 2 & Who Needs Pictures)
(6) Jon Stewart -(The Daily Show [tv], Big Daddy, Death to Smoochy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Playing By Heart, The Faculty, Half Baked & Mixed Nuts)

Seattle's Jason "Jazzy" LaFontaine revised his list AGAIN:
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(1) Leann Tweeden - (Best Damn Sports Show Period [tv], The Skateboard Show [tv], 54321 [tv] & Fitness Beach [tv])
(2) Jessica Alba - (Fantastic Four [2005], Into The Blue [2005], Sin City, Honey, Never Been Kissed & Dark Angel [tv])
(3) Angelina Jolie (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Gone in 60 Seconds, Gia, Pushing Tin, Playing By Heart, Taking Lives, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow & Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
(4) Eva Longoria - (Desperate Housewives [tv], Dragnet [tv], Carlita's Secret & The Young and the Restless [tv])
(5) Michelle Branch - Her albums are:(The Spirit Room, Hotel Paper, Breathe & Hotel Paper) -- she also appeared on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" in the "Tabula Rasa" episode [2001]
(6) Mariah Carey - Her albums are:(Emancipation of Mimi, #1's, Butterfly, Emotions, Music Box, Unplugged, Daydream, Merry Christmas & Mariah Carey -- she was also the star of the horrifyingly bad movie "Glitter")

Chantilly, Virginia's Maggie Bouchat-Taylor offers up her man candy:

(1) John Taylor -Duran Duran's "god-like" bass player.
(2) Connor Trineer -(played Commander Trip Tucker on Star Trek Enterprise [tv] & played Zeus Zelenko on One Life to Live [1996-tv]
(3) Dave Matthews Front man for Charlottesville, VA's most famous band!
(4) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson -(Be Cool, Walking Tall, The Rundown, The Scorpion King, The Mummy Returns & WWF/WWE wrestling [tv])
(5) Goran Visnjic -(ER [tv], Elektra, Ice Age [Soto's voice], Rounders, Practical Magic & appeared in Madonna's "The Power of Good-bye" MTV video)
(6) Johnny Depp -(Pirates of the Caribbean 3 [currently filming], Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest [currently filming], Charlie and The Chocolate Factory [2005], Finding Neverland, Secret Window, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Astronaut's Wife, Donnie Brasco, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ed Wood, Don Juan DeMarco, Edward Scissorhands, Platoon, Cry-Baby, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare on Elm Street, & 21 Jump Street [tv])

Baltimore's (soon-to-be Chicago's) Steven Kellert offers up his own loin-busting list o' happiness:

(1) Ewan McGregor -(Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace, Moulin Rouge!, Down With Love, Trainspotting, Big Fish, Black Hawk Down, A Life Less Ordinary, Emma & Being Human)
(2) Chris Isaak -(The Chris Isaak Show [tv] & his albums -- Silvertone, Chris Isaak [self-titled], Heart-Shaped World, San Francisco Days, Forver Blue, The Baja Sessions, Wicked Game [Anthology], Speak of the Devil, & Always Got Tonight)
(3) Robert Gant -- (Queer as Folk [tv], Popular [tv], Caroline in the City [tv], Marie and Bruce, Fits and Starts & The Contract)
(4) Alan Rickman -(Harry Potter series, Dogma, Galaxy Quest, Die Hard, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005], Love Actually, Blow Dry, The Search for John Gissing, Dark Harbor, Michael Collins, Rasputin [tv], Close My Eyes, Sense and Sensibility, Bob Roberts, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Truly Madly Deeply, Quigley Down Under, & January Man)
(5) Arnold Vosloo -(The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, Darkman I-III, 1492: Conquest of Paradise, Buried Alive, Red Shoe Diaries 2: Double Dare, Lasko, Forgiveness, Meltdown [tv], Agent Cody Banks & Gor)
(6) Jamie Bamber -(Battlestar Galactica [tv-mini-series and beyond], Band of Brothers [tv-mini] & The Devil's Tattoo)

Davidsonville, Maryland's Sarah Wormwood has divulged her preferred flock of men:

(1) Johnny Depp -(Pirates of the Caribbean 3 [currently filming], Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest [currently filming], Charlie and The Chocolate Factory [2005], Finding Neverland, Secret Window, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, The Astronaut's Wife, Donnie Brasco, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ed Wood, Don Juan DeMarco, Edward Scissorhands, Platoon, Cry-Baby, Benny and Joon, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, From Hell, Sleepy Hollow, Nightmare on Elm Street, & 21 Jump Street [tv])
(2) Vince Vaughn -(Swingers, Wedding Crashers, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Be Cool, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, Dodgeball, Starsky & Hutch, Old School, Zoolander, Made, The Cell, Psycho [1998], Clay Pigeons, Return to Paradise, The Lost World & A Cool, Dry Place)
(3) Jon Stewart -(The Daily Show [tv], Big Daddy, Death to Smoochy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Playing By Heart, The Faculty, Half Baked & Mixed Nuts)
(4) Edward Norton -(The Italian Job, Rounders, Red Dragon, Frida, Death to Smoochy, Keeping the Faith, American History X, The People vs. Larry Flynt, Everyone Says I Love You, Primal Fear, The Score, The Illusionist, Down in the Valley, 25th Hour & Kingdom of Heaven)
(5) Ben Harper -(Becoming Sam, Ben Harper: Pleasure and Pain; albums: Pleasure and Pain, Welcome to the Cruel World, Fight For Your Mind & The Will to Live)
(6) Sean Penn -Spicoli-Era only!!!! -- (Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Interpreter, Mystic River, Dead Man Walking, Taps, The Falcon and the Snowman, Shanghai Surprise, Colors, Casualties of War, We're No Angels, Carlito's Way, She's So Lovely, State of Grace, The Thin Red Line, The Game, U Turn, 21 Grams, Before Night Falls & I Am Sam)

Parkville High alum, Christina Carr shows us the portal of her womanly
desires (Thanks Steven!):

(1) Jude Law -(Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Talented Mr. Ripley, All the King's Men, The Aviator, The Wisdom of Crocodiles, Closer, Alfie, I Heart Huckabees, Cold Mountain, Road to Perdition, Artificial Intelligence: AI, Gattaca, Wilde, Final Cut, & Presence of Mind)
(2) Orlando Bloom -(Kingdom of Heaven, Troy, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean 3 [currently filming], Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest [currently filming], Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Ned Kelly, Black Hawk Down & Wilde)
(3) Jon Stewart -(The Daily Show [tv], Big Daddy, Death to Smoochy, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Playing By Heart, The Faculty, Half Baked & Mixed Nuts)
(4) Matthew McConaughey -(Sahara, Dazed and Confused, Angels in the Outfield, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Reign of Fire, The Wedding Planner, U-571, EdTV, The Newton Boys, Amistad, Contact, A Time to Kill & My Boyfriend's Back)
(5) Olivier Martinez -(Unfaithful, Taking Lives, S.W.A.T., Bullfighter, Semana Santa, The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone [tv], Blood and Chocolate [pre-production], The Snow Goose [filming] & Nosotras)
(6) Clive Owen -(Sin City, Closer, King Arthur, Close My Eyes, Children of Men, The Bourne Identity, Gosford Park, The Hire [series] Derailed, Beyond Borders, Elizabeth: The Golden Age [announced], Shoot `Em Up [announced], Inside Man [filming], Vroom, Class of `61 & The Magician [tv])

Nottingham, Maryland's Lori Biddle has added her list o' dreamboats:

(1) Chris Isaak -(His films -- A Dirty Shame, Blue Ridge Fall, From the Earth to the Moon [miniseries], That Thing You Do, Grace of my Heart, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Silence of the Lambs, Little Buddha, Married to the Mob & The Chris Isaak Show [tv]; his albums -- Silvertone, Chris Isaak [self-titled], Heart-Shaped World, San Francisco Days, Forver Blue, The Baja Sessions, Wicked Game [Anthology], Speak of the Devil, & Always Got Tonight)
(2) Gerard Butler -(Burns [2006], Beowulf & Grendel, The Phantom of the Opera [2004], Timeline, Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Reign of Fire, Jewel of the Sahara, Dracula 2000, One More Kiss, Mrs. Brown, & Tomorrow Never Dies)
(3) Lenny Krayzelburg -(USA Olympic Swimmer -- 100m & 200m backstroke, 4x100m Medley Relay; 2000 Olympic Games (Sydney, Australia): Gold medal in 100m backstroke, 200m backstroke, and 4x100m medley relay; 2004 Olympic Games (Athens, Greece): 4th, 100m backstroke)
(4) John Stamos -(Femme Fatale, Sealed with a Kiss, I Am Stamos, Knots, The Reagans [tv], Party Monster, My Best Friend's Wife, Thieves [tv], Jake in Progress [tv], Full House [tv], Alice in Wonderland [tv] & General Hospital [tv])
(5) Carlos Bernard -(24: The Game, 10.5: Apocalypse, 24 [tv], Mars and Beyond, Vegas: City of Dreams, The Young and the Restless [tv], Babylon 5: A Call to Arms [tv], Men in White, Sunset Beach [tv] & The Killing Jar)
(6) Dane Cook -His albums: Harmful if Swallowed, Retaliation; his films: (8 Guys, Comedy Central Presents: Dane Cook, Harmful if Swallowed, London, Mr. 3000, Torque, Stuck on You, The Touch, L.A.X., Simon Sez, Mystery Men, Spiral, Buddy & Flypaper)

Last updated: 4 September 2008

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