o Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
o Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
o Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
o Drunk gets nine months in violin case
o Survivor of siamese twins joins parents
o Farmer Bill dies in house
o Iraqi head seeks arms
o Prostitutes appeal to Pope
o Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
o British left waffles on Falkland Islands
o Eye drops off shelf
o Teacher strikes idle kids
o Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead
o Squad helps dog bite victim
o Shot off woman's leg helps Nicklaus to 66
o Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
o Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
o Miners refuse to work after death
o Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
o Stolen painting found by tree
o Two soviet ships collide, one dies
o 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
o Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
o Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
o Drunken drivers paid $1000 in '84
o War dims hope for peace
o If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
o Cold wave linked to temperatures
o Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide
Late Night Top Ten List -
in case you missed Letterman last night
Deep Thought of
the Day - by Jack Handy
The Far Side - Gary
Larson's famous comic strip
The Comic Strip - all your favourites
Virtual Mr. Potato Head - The famous spud is now in cyberspace
Letter R.I.P. - A 90's version of Hangman
Centre for the Easily Amused - The Ultimate Guide to Wasting Time