This is The Gospel of ALCOR

 

This is the home of the Gospel according to ALCOR. For those of you who haven't heard of ALCOR, he is the keeper of all things alcoholic. If you ever need anything at all just ask ALCOR and he will help you.

 

Enter the Home of ALCOR!

 

 

Poor fools have endured this page before you.

 

 

 

 

Copyright 1999 (so don't steal ANYTHING!!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the fuck are you doing all the way down here?! Go back up and enter the home of ALCOR, NOW!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Are you really this fucking stupid? Go up to the top of the page and enter the home of ALCOR or just get the hell out!! I would prefer the latter of that statement but hey, if you gotta go, just fuck off.