NATIONAL UNION
NAXIÖNÍC UNUÓN
LAW AND ORDER! TOOTH AND NAIL!
PRIDE!
TRADITION!
COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE!
NATIONAL UNIONPRIDE!
TRADITION!
COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE!
We are the Nati♂nal Uni♂n! Once again in the 48th
Congress, NU is "Where a man belongs!/Terraí
vírarí"
Testosterone in your balls = National Union on your ballot! In Campaign
2006, the
National Union stands for Manly Values:
TOP DOG FOR REAL MEN!
The NU is not for pussycats. Or for men who prefer cats to dogs
when it
comes to animal companions. National Union men own big dogs like rottweilers and pit bulls! The NU
believes in manly values. Manly value #1: Personal responsibility
and self-determination, not government handouts and social programs!
Real men don't go to the government for handouts. Real men rely on
their own resources and on The Three F's: FAITH - FAMILY - FREE
ENTERPRISE! National Union men are forged in the fire of adversity,
self-reliance and hard work to be TUNGSTEN TOUGH! NU men
utterly abhor homosexuality. While there is no question that gays may
possess the physical strength of heterosexual men, we believe that gays
lack the moral fibre to be real men and positive role models for our
children. We oppose gays in the military not only because they would
have an adverse effect on the morale of their heterosexual
barracks-mates but because they are not manly enough to fight and die
for their country. From John Wayne to Ronald Reagan, our heroes and
role models are REAL MEN! (though we do consider Margaret
Thatcher an honorary male, having earned her Y-chromosome in the
Falklands War!)
REAL MEN GET TOUGH ON CRIME!
Once again in the 48th Congress, the NU is committed to taking back
the streets. Are you sick of
beggars, homeless bums, hookers, de-institutionalized psychos, drug
dealers, teenage punks, etc. running rampant on our streets? Not just
in downtown Castoropolis, but in virtually
every city in Patria? Since
1998 the NU
has been sweeping the streets of Patria's capital clean with tough laws
such as a
mandatory dusk-to-dawn curfew for all juveniles so that no one under 18
will be on the streets after dark without a parent or legal guardian.
Since 1998 the NU has brought back the the vagrancy laws that have been
on the
books since the 19th century. Since 1998 community treatment orders
have given psychiatric patients in Castoropolis only two options: take
their medication or
be confined to a hospital bed. The NU's fight against crime is
motivated out of love and compassion
for Patria's most vulnerable people: our women and our children.
ZERO TOLERANCE! MAXIMUM PENALTIES!
GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT!
From jaywalkers to serial killers, the NU will prosecute all
criminals
to the full extent of the law. Don't fool with us, boy. We will
throw your ass in jail! The NU believes that getting tough on
petty
crime (e.g. 30 days in the slammer for jaywalking) will deter the
axe-murderers and serial rapists, if not the suicide bombers and
al-Qaeda sleeper cells. We have zero tolerance for drugs, graffiti and
decaying
infrastructure. Beginning in the 46th Congress, the NU government of
the Federal District of Castorpolis instituted mandatory incarceration
in super-tough
boot camps for young offenders. Under a National Union-controlled
Congressus Patriaë, the
provision in the Constitution abolishing the
death penalty will be repealed immediately. There will be a death
penalty, inflicted by hanging, electrocution, or even beheading (lethal
injection is like putting a dog to sleep; it's too good for those
murdering scumbags), with nationally-televised public executions. We
play hardball. We are real men.
Being considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law only panders to criminals and slows down the justice system. The National Union will change the legal system to "guilty until proven innocent". If you are busted for anything from shoplifting to serial murder, you are guilty as charged and it will be up to you to prove why your sorry ass shouldn't rot in a prison cell. And of course, since 9/11 you don't even have to be charged to be guilty!
DRESS CODES AND RACIAL PROFILING FOR PUBLIC SAFETY!
Visiting Castoropolis? Remember the dress code!
In a war, when a soldier on a battlefield sees a
soldier in an enemy uniform, he doesn't have the time to think whether
that soldier really wants to kill him. He is dressed in the enemy
uniform, therefore he is fair game and should be shot before he can
shoot you. Likewise, in the war against crime, the National Union
doesn't have the luxury of deciding whether a kid (particularly a black
male youth) is really a gang member or just a fashion wannabe.
Therefore if you dress like a thug, you will be arrested like a thug.
Racial Profiling for public safety! Once again in the 48th Congress,
only the NU will take a stand against non-white criminals!
HAVE YOU SPANKED YOUR KID TODAY?
Teach your children obedience
and respect for authority. The
National Union supports corporal punishment, including caning or
strapping in school. Strict discipline begins at home.
YOU'RE EITHER WITH US OR YOU'RE WITH THE CRIMINALS!
NO EARLY PAROLE! NO PLEA-BARGAINS! NO LENIENT JUDGES!
FIGHT THE SOFT-ON-CRIME BLEEDING-HEARTS!
ZERO TOLERANCE - MAXIMUM PENALTIES!
FOUR MORE YEARS OF LAW AND ORDER!
VOTE NATIONAL UNION FOR THE 48TH CONGRESS!
If you're too soft on crime or not man enough to vote NU, check out some of Patria's other parties or return to Patria's home page.
© 2005-06, National Union National Campaign Committee of Patria, Castoropolis, FDC.
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