#Politics Parody Home Page

<body stylesrc="main.html" bgcolor="#000000" text="#FFFFFF" vlink="#FF0000"> <p align="center"><img src="small_logo.gif" align="left" hspace="0" width="51" height="62" naturalsizeflag="3"><img src="Main.gif" align="top" width="600" height="71" naturalsizeflag="3"></p> <p align="center"><font color="#8000FF" size="4"><img src="parody.gif" align="left" hspace="0" width="260" height="60"></font></p> <p align="center"><applet code="teletype.class" align="baseline" width="124" height="96" valign="center"><param name="bgImage" value="thetube.gif"><param name="Colour" value="Yellow"><param name="Msg0" value="Attn: All Users of #politics"><param name="Msg1" value="Remember, Rwx is watching you..."><param name="Msg2" value="Impeach Klinton Now! Then Impeach Algore!"><param name="Msg3" value="Death to Liberals! Death to DemonKraps!"><param name="Msgnum" value="4"></applet></p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="center"> </p> <p align="left"><font color="#8000FF" size="4">Welcome to the #politics Parody Home Page. #politics is the Efnet IRC Channel Devoted to Political Discussion, as Well as Name-Calling, Ad Hominems, and Occasional Death Threats</font></p> <dir> <li>To reload this page, simply click on the <font color="#FFFF80">Main Page</font> link in the left menu bar. To reload your gun so you can put away a few more libs, go to one of our favorite sites, the <a href="http://www.nra.org/">NRA home page</a>.</li> <li>Please visit the <font color="#FFFF80">Channel Rules</font> section of this site to find out which channel rules the ops themselves ignore. You peons of course — especially you Kommie DemonKrap peons — are expected to follow the rules.</li> <li>The <font color="#FFFF80">Feedback</font> section of this site is, as you already probably know, the place to go for any comments or suggestions you might have. As far as any criticisms you might have...well, we have a pretty darn good mail filtering program.</li> <li>The <font color="#FFFF80">Links</font> section of this site contains many important resources for anyone who is interested in politics. Especially Conservative politics. Make that <em>only</em> Conservative politics.</li> <li> The <font color="#FFFF80">Meet the Ops</font> section of this site contains information about the operators of Efnet #Politics — their likes, their dislikes, their favorite sexual fetishes. Even though they have a wide range of backgrounds and interests, our ops do have one thing in common: a Republican voter registration.</li> <li>The <font color="#FFFF80">Gallery</font> section of this site is the bone we throw to you peons, featuring a number of pictures of channel regulars. </li> <li>This page designed by <a href="mailto:chatcrit@geocities.com">chatcrit</a>.</li> </dir> <hr> <p align="center"><b><img src="/cgi-bin/counter/1"> </b></p> <p align="center"><b>This page hosted by </b><a href="/"><b><img src="/pictures/gc_icon.gif" align="middle" border="0"></b></a><b> Get your own </b><a href="/"><b>Free Home Page</b></a> </p>  </body>