LORD KITCHENER SAYS: "Kids! I'm afraid I have bad news. Spoof political party and prominent political satire e-zine, The Happening Happy Hippy Party, closed in 2002! Additionally, I am also dead."

ENQUIRIES: newhhhp@yahoo.com

Keep checking back though, as extensive investigations reveal that most British political satire sites are completely rubbish, so the possibility remains that the Happening Happy Hippy Party may yet return.