These bananas are too close to the radiator.

The Meaning Of Life Is Here!!!

INCOME TAX IS NOT LEGAL!!

World Net Daily (WND) They gave me permission to put this 2 part story on my website:
Part 1
Part 2
WND did all research in this story and I give them all the credit for this exclusive conspiracy. And in case you were wondering, this is the only real news on my site. =^)
"I don't know what kind of beans they were, but they weren't like any I've had in my life. I was in the bathroom for hours," says UNSCOM chief, Richard Butler when asked about his late arrival.

Meanwhile, the grower of the beans has been taken in for questioning.

Butler Is...

  1. Stupid
  2. Fat
  3. Stinky
  4. Ugly
  5. an Idiot

What's this, a Snickers bar?!?!

Oh, well it still has all that goopy, yummy, sticky goodness it always did.

The United Nations General Assembly is to eat a huge meal at the beautiful Hotel Royal in the better section of the underground mole people's lair!

More on this after the canibals eat your grandma's best sun bonet.


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