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Top 10 anonymous contributors to Mark Neumann’s Campaign
1) Morally Bankrupt Greed-head Coalition
2) Americkns Wit no Use fer Book-learnin'
3) Syphilis Brain Fever Survivors for Neumann
4) Everything Green Must Die
5) Mark Neumann’s Rich White Puppet Masters Foundation
6) Church of Megalomaniacs and Pathological Liars
7) The "Don't Look Behind That Curtain!" Cartel
8) Wrong-headed, Dull-eyed, Inbred Mouth-breathers For Nuemann
9) Vicious Land-raper Association
10) "Robots Scare Us" Society
Top 10 Employment Opportunities if I lose the Senate Race
1) Netowork Nude Jazzercising with Pamela Anderson's Dog
2) "Dork Aid" Live Concert starring David Cassidy
3) Pick your Poison "Only way Out is Suicide" Contest
4) Sell the Weenie Mobile for Lucritive Microsoft stock, and then move to France.
5) Sell my family into Japanese sweat shops, get up some more campaign funds, and then run for President of Disney.
6) Voice over work on the Discovery Channel's "Greatest American Failures" mini-series.
7) Actor in Lady Gertrude's Drag Queen Stage Show
8) Russ Feingold's Whipping Boy
9) Audience trash on "The Jerry Springer Show"
10) Replacement for the mechanical gorilla at Circus World Museum
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