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Mark Neumann tries to soften and improve his image with young people after making a young girl cry in the Feingold/Neumann debate on the 17th of October. He scores big with the 1 to 4 year old demographic. Fortunately, it will be another 14 years until they can vote. Hopefully they'll change their minds.
Mark tries again, becoming the newest Spice! Taking on the name "Weenie Spice", Mark scores big once more, this time in the 8-14 year old demographic. Fortunately it will be another two years before they can vote. Hopefully, they too will change their minds. Word is that he's engaged to a hunky footballer.
After almost making a gay man cry at the very same October 17th debate, Mark attempts to re-invent himself yet again, making a plea to the "gay vote".